#1
does anyone know if pool hustling (eight-ball specifically) is illegal, or simply very likely to get you beaten up/killed? One of my friends is unreal at pool, and has gone to a bar tonight with the intent of hustling some drunks, and I am slightly concerned (not about him getting beaten up, although that is a worry, more about receiving a call from jail at 3 in the morning), so does anyone know the legal status of hustling?
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Drake and Josh tell me that hustling is serious business.
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Drake and Josh tell me that hustling is serious business.

First thing that came to mind.
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I doubt the police can prove your friend didn't just magically improve.

Or that he just needed to warm up.
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It's illegal due to the fact that it tends to get peoples heads stomped on.
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beaten up/killed is more likely than arrested.
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#7
I doubt some drunk guy's first reaction to getting hustled will be, "Better call the police."
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Take the money and run.
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perfectly fine, didnt you ever see White Men Cant Jump...different sport but same idea
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Your friend went to bar to scam cash out of some drunks, and you didn't go with him to back him up?


I suck at pool. I'd be no help
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It's illegal due to the fact that it tends to get peoples heads stomped on.

this

it's not illegal because you were tricked out of money, it's "illegal" because faces get smashed.
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I was thinking more to keep the pissed dude with bar stool from caving his ****ing head in.
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I was thinking more to keep the pissed dude with bar stool from caving his ****ing head in.


he's a quick runner
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Drake and Josh tell me that hustling is serious business.

I am sad to say I have seen that episode.

TS, I'm pretty sure there's no law against it.
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he's a quick runner

Yeah, but I have a feeling hustling a regular will piss off the entire bar. Running fast won't help him there.
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Drake and Josh tell me that hustling is serious business.





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I am sad to say I have seen that episode.

TS, I'm pretty sure there's no law against it.

I can't speak for the entire planet but in every state of the US it is illegal. And I'm well beyond "pretty sure"
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Gambling in general is illegal unless you're in Nevada or a pool hall in an Indian reservation.

Or outside the US, I guess.
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