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#1






Guess what it does...


EDIT: THE PEAR OF ANGUISH!!!!
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
Last edited by Momentosis at Jan 2, 2010,
#3
It's a fruit holder?


Bedit: ohhh now I see....definitaly not a fruit holder
Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at Jan 2, 2010,
#10
I don't get it.
My stuff:
Gibson SG (for playability.......and looks)
Mexican Strat (for some reason i have two)
Hohner HW440G-TB Acoustic/Electric
#11
Quote by InvaderTSN
I remember seeing something on the History channel that proved those things didn't work.


How was it supposed to work?


O_o


How did they prove that it didn't?


o_O


On the History channel?
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#13
Quote by soulflyV
Aguish?


****!
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#15
Quote by Momentosis
How was it supposed to work?

O_o


How did they prove that it didn't?

o_O

On the History channel?


The thing was supposed to go into your mouth, and then open up and wreck your face. They tested it on the History channel with a skull, but the machine broke and the skull was fine.
#16
Quote by Momentosis
How was it supposed to work?

It would be heated (or not), inserted into the anus or vagina and the key twisted so that it opened and caused internal burns/tears.

I ruined the mystique didn't I?

Edit: Oh, right. The mouth as well.
#17
Quote by InvaderTSN
The thing was supposed to go into your mouth, and then open up and wreck your face. They tested it on the History channel with a skull, but the machine broke and the skull was fine.


I'm sure it goes in more places than just the mouth...
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#18
They used to use that on lesbians back in the day before everyone realized lesbians were a good thing (sometimes).
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#20
I was thinking somebody just shooped this



onto the lolwut pear
Last edited by piratemetalhead at Jan 2, 2010,
#22
Imagine being the guy in medieval times whose job it was to come up with stuff like that. These days it's not often you get payed to use your imagination
My stuff:
Gibson SG (for playability.......and looks)
Mexican Strat (for some reason i have two)
Hohner HW440G-TB Acoustic/Electric
#23
Quote by count schizo
Imagine being the guy in medieval times whose job it was to come up with stuff like that. These days it's not often you get payed to use your imagination


That's why we've got serial killers who do it on their own time.




And I totally had to do it.
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#24
Or you could just spend the night with George Michael.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#26
Quote by angusfan16
I asked for one of those for Christmas.

You would...anusfan
edit:V
Utah's Token Black Guy
Last edited by codyadamscea at Jan 2, 2010,
#28
I entered this thread thinking it had something to do with the lolwut pair.

momentosis I am disappoint.

if I had the template I would shoop that comic to show my true feelings.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#30
I have one of those, it provides hours of fun when I bring hookers home on the weekends.
make Industrial and/or experimental electronic music? Join my group!

Last.fm
#31
Quote by angusfan16
It's a fruit holder?


Bedit: ohhh now I see....definitaly not a fruit holder
#33
Quote by soulflyV
Aguish?
Team SYK:
"Rubbing nose in your spelling mistakes like a puppy who just soiled the carpet."
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#35
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
I entered this thread thinking it had something to do with the lolwut pair.

momentosis I am disappoint.

if I had the template I would shoop that comic to show my true feelings.

Made one

Also, at first I thought you put the screw thingy up your shaft, and close the rest on it... Ouch...
#36
I see you pear and raise you an Iron Maiden.

Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

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RIP DIO
#37
The Pear of Anguish was used during the Middle Ages as a way to torture women who conducted a miscarriage, liars, blasphemers and homosexuals.

A pear-shaped instrument was inserted into one of the victim's orifices: the vagina for women, the anus for homosexuals and the mouth for liars and blasphemers.

The instrument consisted of four leaves that slowly separated from each other as the torturer turned the screw at the top. It was the torturer's decision to simply tear the skin or expand the "pear" to its maximum and mutilate the victim.

The Pear of Anguish was usually very adorned to differentiate between the anal, vaginal and oral pears. They also varied in size accordingly.

This torture very rarely provoked death, but was often followed by other torture methods.


yowza
#38
Quote by Simsimius
I see you pear and raise you an Iron Maiden.



I see your Iron Maiden and raise you a Rack.

#39
Quote by innertom
opens wine bottles haha


Haha. I thought it was a bottle opener at first.
#40
Quote by T.s.e
I see your Iron Maiden and raise you a Rack.



i see your rack and raise you some kind of chair with rusty nails on it

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