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#1
I'm getting guitar lessons with someone who...

A. Went to Berkley with the guys from Dream Theater
B. Gives lessons to Petrucci's next door neighbor
C. Can play a bunch of Dream Theater songs almost perfectly.


I think this is the best day ever.
99% of my posts will probably be entirely misinformed, malformed, malware infested, and... marmalade topped.

Oh, and your tongue is on fire.
#7
I don't give a damn
Gear:
-Gibson Les Paul Studio Cherry Sunburst w/ Alnico Pro II
-1960 Yamaha Orange Sticker Acoustic
-Marshall JCM2000 DSL 401
-Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
-Blackstar HT-5RH
#8
blog section is in ur profile.
But grats even if it doesn't help you.
1. You're surfing the internet.
2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

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You Sir, have the best signature like ever!
#9
congrats?
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#10
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
Sweet.

Ha! I got Ice before you! Suck on it, Avatar changer! But pretty cool, except my teacher is better.
#13
i dont get the significance of this thread
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

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LOLjk guise, im not real.


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I don't want to go into detail but it involves my girlfriend, a condom and 10 seconds.

If anyone sigs that I shall be most irritated
#14
Quote by slashe50
B. Gives lessons to Petrucci's next door neighbor



erm.


who gives a damn?

the rest was at least semi-impressive, but what's the point of this?
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#15
I don't really understand how giving lessons to Petrucci's neighbor means anything significant at all... But that's cool i guess if you think Dream Theatre is good...
Freedom isn't free...


It costs like ten dollars a gram
#16
Quote by angusfan16
Yeah, well I'm getting singing lessons from taylor swift

Yeah well... BEYONCE HAD THE GREATEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!!!
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#18
Quote by mcjosh
Sweet. And do you mean Berklee?


Whoops. Yeah. I meant Berklee.
99% of my posts will probably be entirely misinformed, malformed, malware infested, and... marmalade topped.

Oh, and your tongue is on fire.
#19
Dream Theater is gay.
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I respect and value your opinion.

Just kidding. You're a fucking retard.



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You want to strap a bunch of used mattresses to the walls?

Why not just roll around naked in medical waste while you're at it?

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#21
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we'll then, looks like you'll be a professional shredder soon. maybe later you can even learn to play music!


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#22
he's gunna make you feel like a dumb***
MIM Tele
Fender Blues Jr NOS
Schecter Omen 6
Squier Strat
Greg Bennett Acoustic
other crap...
If seeing is believing...

...Then believe that we have lost our eyes!!
#23
Quote by jimmyled
Ha! I got Ice before you! Suck on it, Avatar changer! But pretty cool, except my teacher is better.

I don't see an official title
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We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#24
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
I don't see an official title

Yes, you do, in my sig. Ha! And it's approved by Philly, UG's Pokemon Master.
#25
Quote by jimmyled
Yes, you do, in my sig. Ha! And it's approved by Philly, UG's Pokemon Master.

ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

So that's how you're gonna be?
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We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
Last edited by DimebagLivesOn at Jan 2, 2010,
#26
Keep in mind he could be a complete prick. Just saying. Hopefully hes not.
Can't stop the spirits when they need you This life is more than just a read thru
#27
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

So that's how you're gonna be?

Sorry...
Well, you changed your avatar first though...
#28
Quote by jimmyled
Sorry...
Well, you changed your avatar first though...

Nu-uh. This is no small deal.
*snaps fingers* It's on, bitch.
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We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#29
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
Nu-uh. This is no small deal.
*snaps fingers* It's on, bitch.

Well, yo' mama so fat, she eated yo' avatar while you was sleepin' biatch! (I have no idea what I mean by that)
#30
Quote by jimmyled
Well, yo' mama so fat, she eated yo' avatar while you was sleepin' biatch! (I have no idea what I mean by that)

And replaced it with a Glaceon?

And you haven't seen my sneak attack yet
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We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#32
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
And replaced it with a Glaceon?

And you haven't seen my sneak attack yet

Not that Glaceon is bad, it's my favourite (and one of the few I love) Gen IV Pokemon, but it doesn't compare to Naru Narusegawa.
#33
Quote by jimmyled
Not that Glaceon is bad, it's my favourite (and one of the few I love) Gen IV Pokemon, but it doesn't compare to Naru Narusegawa.

Eh, I'm having a Pokemon phase.
Sneak attack still undetected
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We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#34
He sounds like he stalks Petrucci...

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#35
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
Eh, I'm having a Pokemon phase.
Sneak attack still undetected

You still have the Antiphony?! Even in the Glaceon?! Or am I missing the sneak attack? Is it that comment on my profile? Because your mum is too big to post.
#36
Quote by jimmyled
You still have the Antiphony?! Even in the Glaceon?! Or am I missing the sneak attack? Is it that comment on my profile? Because your mum is too big to post.

It's neither of those
*sits back and watches mindfuck*
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#37
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
It's neither of those
*sits back and watches mindfuck*


Damn you, you avatar changing bastard!
Well, night, I'll try and figure it out tomorrow.
#39
That might be cool, if I liked Dream Theater.....
Schecter Tempest Custom
Squier Jagmaster
Epiphone Les Paul Jr. (Modified)
Crafter D-8

DOD FX50-B > EHX Little Big Muff > Digitech Whammy 4 >
Dunlop Cry Baby > Zoom G3 > Boss DD-7 > Digitech Digiverb

Orange OR-15
Marshall Valvestate VS100
#40
You didn't give me a chance to guess.

Anyway, I'm getting lessons from a guy who taught Jimi Hendrix's mailman's wife's dog's vet's college roommate's second cousin, twice removed
.

Disclaimer: By reading the above post, you agree that El Hilliaro is legally and morally free from any responsiblity should any harm be incurred by said post.


Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
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