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#1
Ok, so, my nephew just wet himself. And he just keeps running around the house, all wet, AND I CAN'T CATCH HIM. so. how do i catch him to get him dry?
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EAT MY ASS AND BALLS.
#2
Haha, do do.
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#6
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offer him cake, and then reveal that the cake is a lie
#7
Wait till he shits himself, then he'll stop running. You'd better bloody well hope so anyway.
#8
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Scatter mouse traps around on the floor.

This.
Your mother likes it ruff, Trebeck.
#10
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how old is he?

2 , but he keeps crawling underneath things. and i can't get him out.
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EAT MY ASS AND BALLS.
#12


Dumbass.
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#13
Ultra ball.
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#14
A big butterfly net
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#15
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2 , but he keeps crawling underneath things. and i can't get him out.

And you think going online and therefore stopping chasing him will help AT ALL?

You are a pitmonkey, just use the stuff you sedate your women (victims) with.
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#16


If you can't physically catch him, boil it and release the vapours into his crawl-space.

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#17
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Mine is way better. It works the same way as a spike strip that the police use. Mouse traps are easier to see, thus more easily avoidable.

True, and I just had ridiculous lulz over your avatar
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#18
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And you think going online and therefore stopping chasing him will help AT ALL?

You are a pitmonkey, just use the stuff you sedate your women (victims) with.

Yes, it will, cause i hope he will is losing the fun if i don't chase him.

And i just wanted to see some of the other options you have in mind.

And i seduce women with my body, so, not gonna work.
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EAT MY ASS AND BALLS.
#19
This is brilliant, many lulz were had
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#21
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A big butterfly net

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#22

If you miss you can just catch it when it comes back and use it again
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#23
Tell him Father Christmas isn't real.

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#24
This thread is either a lie or you're a sad, sad person. You can't, as an adult, catch a 2 year old who's just developed enough gross motor to learn to run?

It's a sad day if you're not joking around here.

If this is truth, then you shouldn't have kids, and neither should most people your age.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

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#25
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Dumbass.



Only if he gets into a very very very long corridor.


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#26
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just over half a lolstack for that
#28
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This thread is either a lie or you're a sad, sad person. You can't, as an adult, catch a 2 year old who's just developed enough gross motor to learn to run?

It's a sad day if you're not joking around here.

If this is truth, then you shouldn't have kids, and neither should most people your age.

This post contains 2 fails

1) Kids that are small are pretty quick, plus they can hid under stuff (Like cats)

2) Look up the word "Nephew" for me, and tell me what it means.
And who really cares? Maybe he just wanted to make a fun little thread.
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#29
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Only if he gets into a very very very long corridor.


TS, do you live in the LHC?


Point blank with a sniper rifle would be hilarious and you know it.
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#30
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Only if he gets into a very very very long corridor.


TS, do you live in the LHC?


if i would, i would have launched him by now. ah well, he fell asleep at the couch. so, now i have to get him and the couch dry. Any tips on that as well?
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Isn't it odd, that Iron Man is a superhero, whereas "iron, woman!" is a command?



EAT MY ASS AND BALLS.
#32
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This thread is either a lie or you're a sad, sad person. You can't, as an adult, catch a 2 year old who's just developed enough gross motor to learn to run?

It's a sad day if you're not joking around here.

If this is truth, then you shouldn't have kids, and neither should most people your age.

Hey, i can't help it his mom can't watch him herself. She really needs to go play bridge or something like that. so, i'm stuck with him every sunday.
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Isn't it odd, that Iron Man is a superhero, whereas "iron, woman!" is a command?



EAT MY ASS AND BALLS.
#33
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This post contains 2 fails

1) Kids that are small are pretty quick, plus they can hid under stuff (Like cats)

2) Look up the word "Nephew" for me, and tell me what it means.
And who really cares? Maybe he just wanted to make a fun little thread.

Your reply contains two re-fails. I'll list them for you.

1. I teach two year olds every day for 10 hours a day, and I've got eight of them in my preschool room. I can catch every one of them, even two at a time. Aside from that, they listen because I teach them to. That's the problem.

2. I didn't say it was his kid and he shouldn't have it, I said that if this a problem he can't handle, he shouldn't have kids. You know, as in 'when a boy loves a girl...'

Try to focus here.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#36
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Your reply contains two re-fails. I'll list them for you.

1. I teach two year olds every day for 10 hours a day, and I've got eight of them in my preschool room. I can catch every one of them, even two at a time. Aside from that, they listen because I teach them to. That's the problem.

2. I didn't say it was his kid and he shouldn't have it, I said that if this a problem he can't handle, he shouldn't have kids. You know, as in 'when a boy loves a girl...'

Try to focus here.

A preschool is like a field (in the fact that its wide open), of course speed can catch them. But this is in a house, which is curvy like an obstacle course. So it has more places to hide.
#37
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Let him run. Then go Solid Snake on his ass.



He's right, clothe-line the little shit.

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Yeah except there would be more mess than if he just leaves a bit of wee around the place.
#38
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offer him cake, and then reveal that the cake is a lie

+1
#39
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A preschool is like a field (in the fact that its wide open), of course speed can catch them. But this is in a house, which is curvy like an obstacle course. So it has more places to hide.

It's pretty obvious you've never been in a large 2's unit in any preschool. You've got no clue, and it shows.

Additionally, you seem to be suffering from smallpenisitis.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#40
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Additionally, you seem to be suffering from smallpenisitis.

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