#2
There is always one job he could do...

Edit: Just read the story, he's not even willing to do the one job he was born to do. No wonder the fucker has no job.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
Last edited by itchy guitar at Jan 3, 2010,
#3
Why does the news crew have to follow me?

You're all ****ing stalkers

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#7
****ing moron.

He gloats about the size of his penis and expects to be taken seriously as an actor and writer?
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#8
Well I think the opposite of my sig works here "I harm my hand with my penis sometimes"
#9

Wait wut?
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#11
Quote by davrossss
Read the article...


Ignoring my edit, I was talking about donating his body to science.

<.<
>.>
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#12
Quote by Nelsean
****ing moron.

He gloats about the size of his penis and expects to be taken seriously as an actor and writer?



Off topic, but those are Emarosa lyrics in your sig, correct?
#13
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I have a huge dong and I have a job



I have half that.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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#14
Quote by breakdown123
Off topic, but those are Emarosa lyrics in your sig, correct?


We are talking about dongs here!
#16
Quote by itchy guitar
Ignoring my edit, I was talking about donating his body to science.

<.<
>.>


Yeah so people can do blind folded taste test experiments to see if the blind folded person was swallowing an actual 13.5 inch penis or a 13.5 inch dildo.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#17
Quote by Nelsean
Yeah so people can do a blind folded taste test experiments to see if the blind folded person was swallowing an actual 13.5 inch penis or a 13.5 inch dildo.





lol stack for you
#20
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I need proof of this giant dong's existance. Pics please.


Google massive dong.....you'll find it
#21
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Oh really.....Where do you work?



Part time job
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#22
Quote by Nelsean
Yeah so people can do blind folded taste test experiments to see if the blind folded person was swallowing an actual 13.5 inch penis or a 13.5 inch dildo.


Precisely.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#23
That's the length of an average wine bottle, certainly something a lot of guys would brag about.



o,o
#25
That sucks. I bet half his penis is still virgin.
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#26
Quote by davrossss
Google massive dong.....you'll find it

Hmm... Should I sig?
Well I'll think about it over the next couple of minutes and you should see the result just below this.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#27
I'm sure MTV would give him a reality show. Not that MTV have low standards or anything
#28
Quote by Nelsean
Yeah so people can do blind folded taste test experiments to see if the blind folded person was swallowing an actual 13.5 inch penis or a 13.5 inch dildo.