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#1
sorry to be a whiny 15 year old douche. but i was thinking today about what steps are needed to stay out of the friend zone whilst try to pick up someone. as this shit has happened to me quite a bit i'd like to know what the pit does to keep its head above water. and rape is not an option.
#2
Have sex with them immediately. Completely bypass the friend zone and get them into bed while you still can!



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#5
Oh lawd, if only there was a thread for relationship advice. And it would be just golden if it had a FAQ section on page 1 addressing the most common issues.

That would be totally awesome.
#6
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Have sex with them immediately. Completely bypass the friend zone and get them into bed while you still can!

This.

Or flirt regularly.

Or wear a pink tie on any Tuesday except the 2nd of the month.
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Oh lawd, if only there was a thread for relationship advice. And it would be just golden if it had a FAQ section on page 1 addressing the most common issues.

That would be totally awesome.

That would be awesome!
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#9
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would red work?

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would red work?

No, has to be pink. Unless you're a matador.
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#13
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There is no such thing as the friend zone.


you must be 8 then
#15
just be an asshole to everyone around you, but yet funny.
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#16
Your 15. Your too young to be anything more then a "freind".
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#17
Inb4 by using the searchbar.
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#18
TS there is no way to avoid it unless you stay inside all day and refuse to meet anyone.
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#19
Cool story bro..............................

But on a serious note just ask her straight if she says no well move on. you are 15 dude there is going to be a lot more girls in your life. Dont get stuck on one girl.
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#20
I end up sleeping with about half of my female friends, so I never bothered with sort of thing, I would advise TS to do the same, casual sex FTW.
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#21
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Your 15. Your too young to be anything more then a "freind".

learn how to spell "friend" before giving advice phil.
#23
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learn how to spell "friend" before giving advice phil.


English isn't my native language, ass hat.

Learn on how not to be a douch before you troll on peoples grammar.
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#24
Quote by catursly
sorry to be a whiny 15 year old douche. but i was thinking today about what steps are needed to stay out of the friend zone whilst try to pick up someone. as this shit has happened to me quite a bit i'd like to know what the pit does to keep its head above water. and rape is not an option.

Stop trying to get in a relationship by being their super best friend. Don't shower them with attention because they'll divert that into the friend-zone.

Women do not think like men. Don't try and apply what you think is common sense about relationships because it won't work.

Go to the Relationship Thread.
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#25
Sucks that its a fact of life, but honestly there is no such thing as the friend zone. If you're just yourself around girls, you'll end up finding some that like you for who you are and not who you try to be to avoid being "just friends." At the same time, there will be girls who just don't want to be anything more than friends with you, and there's nothing you can do about that.

Treat your female friends just like anyone else and you'll end up eventually finding the girl of your dreams. Seriously.
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#28
TS, just play World Of Warcraft.

Really, it will occupy all your time, like a real woman.

It will take all your money, like a real woman.

But unlike a real woman, it won't get mad when you get bored and play other MMO's for a bit.
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#29
girls want some one who's funny, sweet, strong, sensitive and all the same time a bad ass
most girls are insecure so only funny,strong and bad ass matters

if your not strong or bad ass, you most likely have a shot at being funny
and girls eat that shit up

flirt my friend
don't be afraid to be raunchy, just don't over do it
don't be afraid to be physical (that doesn't mean dry hump the minute you meet her)
ex. play hand games, hug her, cuddle, touch her arms and legs (dont get confused with rubbing)
don't wait too long to make a move

oh and eye contact is very important
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#30
Quote by Natrone
Sucks that its a fact of life, but honestly there is no such thing as the friend zone. If you're just yourself around girls, you'll end up finding some that like you for who you are and not who you try to be to avoid being "just friends." At the same time, there will be girls who just don't want to be anything more than friends with you, and there's nothing you can do about that.

Treat your female friends just like anyone else and you'll end up eventually finding the girl of your dreams. Seriously.


This man speaks truth. Honestly one of the wisest answers from the Pit.
#31
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Learn on how not to be a douch before you troll on peoples grammar.


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#32
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This man speaks truth. Honestly one of the wisest answers from the Pit.

Thank you brother
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#33
Every time I stop thinking about looking for a relationship, I find myself in a new one.
There's not a friend zone, if you have the qualities a girl likes, you were never just a friend in the first place.
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#34
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i was thinking today about what steps are needed to stay out of the friend zone whilst try to pick up someone.

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sorry to be a whiny 15 year old douche.

Too late.
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#36
Just be confident and playfully tease them. Probably the best advice is fairly obviously 'Don't act like a friend'. If you act like a friend she'll see you like a friend, act like someone she'll want to date. Friends don't flirt with each other (well some do but you get my picture ) so make sure you show her you like her rather than tell her.

Check out the relationship thread, they have a huge section on the first page dedicated to this kind of stuff.
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#37
Just be cooler, sharper, sexier and smoother than everyone else.

Works for me.
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#38
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I end up sleeping with about half of my female friends, so I never bothered with sort of thing, I would advise TS to do the same, casual sex FTW.


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#39
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#40
I am assuming you are in the friend zone with someone, so make the most of it and see if you can hook up with one of her hot friends.
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