Poll: Have you caught your dad looking at porn?
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#1
as I was getting ready to leave my house earlier today, I saw him looking at some pretty hardcore stuff. My step mother was in the next room, and I didn't say anything to him, but I'm pretty sure he knows I saw...and this isn't the first time, I've caught him many times over the last 2 years or so, and haven't said a word.

So do you think I should say something to him about it? Also, have you ever caught your dad looking at porn? What would you do?
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#2
I made a thread about this around two years ago where it happened to me. Seems to be part of growing up, eh. I guess it's totally normal, because your dad is after all as much of a guy as we, adolescent perverts, are.

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#3
Maybe he's not getting any.

But really, no I haven't caught my dad looking at porn. I have caught my 12 year old brother though once.
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#4
Wow, I really don't want to even consider the possibility of that happening.

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#5
I found my dvd player IN MY ROOM left on, and I noticed a porn dvd under my dresser. I just left it, and the next day when I got home from school it was gone.
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#7
What do I do? Not make a thread in the pit about it, that's for sure.
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my dad's hyperreligious

That must suck.
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#11
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I haven't, but my dad's hyperreligious, so he probably doesn't look at it in fear of Jesus seeing.

I'm pretty sure if Jesus was a real person, and alive today as a teenager, he'd be fapping to hardcore porn too
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#12
was he dick in hand?
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#13
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as I was getting ready to leave my house earlier today, I saw him looking at some pretty hardcore stuff. My step mother was in the next room, and I didn't say anything to him, but I'm pretty sure he knows I saw...and this isn't the first time, I've caught him many times over the last 2 years or so, and haven't said a word.

So do you think I should say something to him about it? Also, have you ever caught your dad looking at porn? What would you do?

What would you say to him? "Hi, can i join?"
#14
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I'm pretty sure if Jesus was a real person, and alive today as a teenager, he'd be fapping to hardcore porn too

Dude, Jesus hung out with prostitutes most of the time.
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#15
I've never caught my dad in the act of watching porn but I know he has looked at it.
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#17
Oh my bad, I completely misread this whole thread as "I was caught by my dad looking at porn today"
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#18
i catch dad watching porn all the time. Either I see it or hear it and hearing it is worse, trust me.
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#19
no but my mom's Fiancee asked me how to find porn on the internet. I told him to ask my 11 year old brother. chances are, he probably did.
#21
What porn was it, do you approve? Or is it children?

And no I have never caught my dad watching porn
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#22
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#24
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I haven't, but my dad's hyperreligious, so he probably doesn't look at it in fear of Jesus seeing.


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#25
Yeah... I stumbled across his stash once. Pretty strange stuff. Kama sutra and all. Fugly curry chicks. Yeah... that was weird.
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#27
No, my dad gets some once in a while. Believe me, I know.

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#28
Last night I was sitting at the computer and Dad switched the TV to the shows: Naked And Funny (that's a great show.) Naked Wild On, Badly Dubbed Porn, The Wonderful World Of Sex & Das Crazy Sex Show..
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#29
I found a VHS porn in his TV when I was five

Also forgot to clear the downloads bar in Limewire...

and heard his friend telling him to visit redtube.

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#31
My brother told me that my dad asked him about porn, and which sites he reccomended, so i'm pretty sure he does indeed watch porn. We also found loads of magazines under the seat in his car, although fortunately i've never caught him in the act..
#32
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Yeah... I stumbled across his stash once. Pretty strange stuff. Kama sutra and all. Fugly curry chicks. Yeah... that was weird.

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#33
Read title as "So my dad was caught in porn today"

No, I have not caught my dad, but to anyone that has...

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#34
Niggas think you have it rough, I caught my mom watching porn. And I found her collection of magazines, in excess of 200.
#35
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Niggas think you have it rough, I caught my mom watching porn. And I found her collection of magazines, in excess of 200.
I found my mum's vibrator..*shudder*
#36
^My mom threw hers out, and the dog brought it from the garbage to my room. Then she chewed on it.

edit: Not even joking.
#37
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']^My mom threw hers out, and the dog brought it from the garbage to my room. Then she chewed on it.

edit: Not even joking.
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#38
Why would you have to talk to him about it? He watches porn. This is what normal guys do. Where's the problem?
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#39
I found dad's porn collection. I didn't tell mum though, that would just be mean.
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#40
i voted pikachu because i like pokemon and pikachu is one of my favourites

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