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#1
What could someone call you that would make you feel the most insulted?

For me, it would probably have to be 'stupid'. I also hate it when someone make a negative statement and then compliments my looks to try and make up for it (ex. You're shit at guitar but you're a pretty girl!), it's very patronizing and I'd much rather just have the negative statement standing alone.
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#3
being the naked woman with a cat, insulting you is quite easy

lol jk

but seriously, there are none for me, sorry.
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#5
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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#7
"ur r liter8, lulz u tink u r betr den us"
Anything along those lines.
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#8
Unplanned bastard child of a whore.

...or something like that.
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#9
This made my friend cry..


" GO AWAY FROM MY LIFE "
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#12
Umm wouldn't that be this be the best insult thread? Aww silly TS, I won't hold it against you though because you are attractive.

I don't know, I don't get offended by insults really, I imagine if a close friend said anything I'd be upset because they know me.

EDIT: If someone insulted a friend or someone I cared about, I guess that's when I get the most upset? Does that count or ?
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#13
Well, your fat and nobody likes you.
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#16
Cotton-headed Niggymuggins!!!!
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#17
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Umm wouldn't that be this be the best insult thread? Aww silly TS, I won't hold it against you though because you are attractive.

I don't know, I don't get offended by insults really, I imagine if a close friend said anything I'd be upset because they know me.

Venice King, your blog is foolish and wrong, but I accept your strategy for more profile views as a legitimate course of action to take in this pseudo-competition that we aren't actually having.
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#18
I've been called a turd-lickin horse ****er.

Also, a british kid called me a bloody wanker on call of duty xD
#19
Sand Nigger. Terrorist. Rag Head (honestly this one is really stupid, I've seen more people wearing Turbins here in America than I do when I visit Lebanon).

The one that really bothers me is when people tell me I don't belong in this country (America) or when they flat out tell me to go back to my country.
#21
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#22
I did your mom... no Srsly I did your mom
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#23
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This made my friend cry..


" GO AWAY FROM MY LIFE "


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#24
'Like that time in Grade 3, when a girl called me stupid face.
She really hurt me, why'd she call me stupid face?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A person can be stupid, but a face? That’s impossible.'
#27
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your shit at guitar but your also ugly




ZING!
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#28
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Cotton-headed Niggymuggins!!!!






also, there is no comeback if someone calls you a stupidhead.
there is simply nothing that will make you sound cool.
#30
For whatever reason, Id say "Retard"

Other than that I start to get worried when people start comparing me to my mom ..why?
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#31
Gay, ***, etc.

Not that it actually affects me or hurts my feelings or anything, but it's just enraging to see people that actually think that it's an insult to be gay. Some of the nicest people I know are gay, and I can't believe that people hate them because of sheer ignorance. I'm a straight guy (lololol 16 y/o girl), but I still get really pissed at this.
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#32
the worst insult ive ever heard was my friend talking about a girl someone was setting him up with..

"she looks like someone put lit her on fire and put her out with a pik-axe"
#33
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Pee head.

I call my friend that all the time because his head is actually the size of a pea
#35
Willy head.
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#36
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Gay, ***, etc.

Not that it actually affects me or hurts my feelings or anything, but it's just enraging to see people that actually think that it's an insult to be gay. Some of the nicest people I know are gay, and I can't believe that people hate them because of sheer ignorance. I'm a straight guy (lololol 16 y/o girl), but I still get really pissed at this.


I used to get pissed. Same as you (have had many gay friends), but then I grew up and started realizing that no one will change so I got used to it.

Also, people call me towelhead and shit so I don't see how *** or gay is worse than that. So I just let it go.
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#38
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Sand Nigger. Terrorist. Rag Head (honestly this one is really stupid, I've seen more people wearing Turbins here in America than I do when I visit Lebanon).

The one that really bothers me is when people tell me I don't belong in this country (America) or when they flat out tell me to go back to my country.

God, sand nigger is the worst. I didn't even know that was a term until some guy called me that.

A lot of people are so ignorant when it comes to people living in America from the Middle East, or even if they look somewhat like they could be from there.
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#39
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Venice King, your blog is foolish and wrong, but I accept your strategy for more profile views as a legitimate course of action to take in this pseudo-competition that we aren't actually having.

What competition?!

On an unrelated note; You have lots of gay porn on your profile dude, I think all hetero males should stay away from that, infact even the homosexuals should too, because it isn't even good gay porn.
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#40
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For me it'd just be the plain fat jokes. It's like. I know I'm fat.. It's pretty damn obvious.. Not like I want to be fat.
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