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#1
So, Pit. Who's got a Snow Day off today? and whats everyone doin with there free 6-or-so hours? My plan is MW2 and Soundgarden

Also...any good snow puns? all welcome.
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#3
im not in school anymore, but im gonna do what i do everyday i dont have to work.
sit around and play my guitar, and eat alot of food.

yeah my life is pretty boring haha

EDIT: i could go to my girlfriends house, but shes been pissing me off...
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#4
Nope. Because I have a job and pay taxes so you can learn how to put a condom on a cucumber.
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#5
Half-life 2 and Portal for me, I recently got the Valve Complete Pack.
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#7
No. It just makes it really difficult for me to get into uni, and as I have exams next week, I actually want to get into uni. 'Snow joke, I tell you.
#10
Our school is open, but the buses are closed.

I needed the lie in anyway. I love how our country just dies when there's a bit of snow, I may as well take advantage of it.
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#11
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funny how a couple of snow flakes prevent brits from doing anything


You don't snow what you're talking about.
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#12
Whenever it snows, Brits all start acting like flakes
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#13
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You don't snow what you're talking about.


Ithink hes just loosing his cool about the whole subject.

Amazing puns keep 'em coming. Snow time like the present!
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#14
I think we should settle down with the puns before they start to run cold.
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#15
No college for me. I intend to go throw snowballs at my friends
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#16
The best thing about a snow day here is the fact that there isn't actually any snow.
#17
There snow snow in New Zealand, it's our summer, you snow
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#18
I'm off. But have exams next week. Probably should do some revision.
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#21
I had to walk an hour to college in the cold and snow, just to find out that all the teachers were turning everyone away telling them to go home, I was not best pleased.
#22
Sixth form shut

I don't think I've ever seen it. snow this heavily in Leeds, its still coming down heavy now
#23
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#24
I woke up early to finish off an economics essay only to find college was closed.

Got exams over the next few weeks so I should probably be revising, though no doubt I'll end up going sledging instead..
#25
Theres no snow here, but I'm off due to a gas leak

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#26
College is closed today and tomorrow for me

The joke is that there isn't even any snow. But apparently it's going to come down like a motherbitch this afternoon. That's the exact phrasing they used on the announcement (not really).
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#27
Sat in Media, browsing UG. College Principal walks in.. "Guys, College shuts in 10 minutes, probably won't be open tomorrow either. Now run on little ones"

Awesome.
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#28
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Awesome.

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#29
It's -20oC ond snow here, but still school (Norway). Why does schools close because of snow over there?
#30
I bet you my school stays open tomorow when it's forcast to hit. It stayed open last time it snowed. People were so pissed of they just didn't both going.

^because here in Britain we're totally inept. In general.
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#31
It's all blue skies and sun down here in Essex. Only light snow forecast for tonight and the rest of the week. As long as I can still make it back to uni, I don't mind.

School closures last year got to the point where Essex FM took half an hour to read out every school that was closed. They could've saved themselves the bother and just read out the ones that were open.
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#32
To be fair, it is mainly the south of england that can't handle a bit of snow. We've had snow up in the North East longer than you lot down south and been fine. Todays the first day the schools have been closed because about 70% of the students from out of town can't get in.
#33
Devon here, it's started snowing quite heavily where I am. There are a few schools closed and people at college. I would have gone into college but the chances of being snowed in AT college were too great.
NOPE.
#34
Went to school, did a 2 hour mock GCSE history exam, then told that the school is close. So I missed a french and chemistry exam.
#35
School's being cloed is snow joke.

Apparently here in surrey its meant to snow tonight/later, which is wicked cause the gold course at the end of my garden remains untouched, so breaking in+huge snowfights = win.
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#36
might do some work
while eating pasta
and lifting weights
and watching die hard
and anything else manly that springs to mind

#38
school wont be closed tomorrow, but the bus cant get up the main road
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#39
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Wait, what?
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#40
It keeps snowing here, but not settling
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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