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#2
Yea, my dog was lying on the couch just next to me when I was fapping so I had to take him upstairs.
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#5
Unless the animal in question is trying to lick it up, I tend to ignore them. When I fap it's like tunnel vision, with your mum at the end of the tunnel.
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#6
I don't fap when there's animals around me. I'm ok with people watching, but animals? That's just going one step too far.
#7
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#8
Well yeah I had sex once while my dog was in the room. After a couple of minutes we threw him out. It's just weird
#11
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At first I did, but you(and your dog/cat) get used to it.


Maybe even enjoys the company? eh ? eh?
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#13
You guys are sick. but still, a very entertaining thread.
Huzzahs to all.
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#15
All I read was:

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Well yeah I had sex once with my dog. After a couple of minutes I took it out. It's just weird
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#16
I was once fapping, had a look around, and noticed my cat just sitting there watching me...

it felt quite awkward... I don't know why...
#17
i don't feel bad about it, just a little weird if you get me.

When I get home from work I go for a shit and my kitten sits outside and cries until I let him in.

Think he'd of learned by now
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#19
We cats would **** in front of you if we had some feline bitches around.

So don't feel bad.

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#20
if my dog walks in and stares at me i feel like he is quietly judging me, thinking "look at you, and i have to rely on you to feed me...disgusting!"
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#21
I've fapped in front of my cat before. I obviously prefer not to (haven't done it for a while), but she doesn't even care.
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#22
I don't have a dog or cat to fap in front of to test this, but I'd rather you didn't fap in my house, TS.
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#23




My friend's female dog once saw my dick while I was getting changed in his room, as I was spending the night (That sounded very gay indeed). Anyway, every time I came into the room for weeks after that, she would stare at my crotch region wagging her tail and acting very excited
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#24
I wouldn't do it in the same room as my dog.

It would just feel too weird.
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#25
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My friend's female dog once saw my dick while I was getting changed in his room, as I was spending the night (That sounded very gay indeed). Anyway, every time I came into the room for weeks after that, she would stare at my crotch region wagging her tail and acting very excited

Well, dogs do like chipolatas.


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#26
My cat walked in on me having sex once, there was a brief moment of awkward eye contact before she wandered off again.
#27
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#28
Whenever I used to watch porn and fap my old dog would just stare at me with these big puppy eyes that screamed "please stop!"
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#30
Once time, I was boning my GF while my dog was in the room. My GF and I decided to switch positions and do it doggystyle, big mistake. My dog comes and tries to shove me outta the way to get in on the action, so I kick his ass out

After that day, whenever she came over he always gave her a creepy look.
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#31
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I feel weird when I fap on my cat/dog/catdog. But then I realise, 'It can't talk, who's it gonna go crying to' and go for it.

ON it?
#32
They could tell anybody
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#34
I tend to sneakily remove my cat from the immediate area, it just freaks me out a bit.
#35
No, it's not right. They could take it as you showing off. They don't have thumbs, you know. And if they're neutered, it's a whole new level of fucked up.
#36
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Once time, I was boning my GF while my dog was in the room. My GF and I decided to switch positions and do it doggystyle, big mistake. My dog comes and tries to shove me outta the way to get in on the action, so I kick his ass out

After that day, whenever she came over he always gave her a creepy look.



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#38

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#39
I was finger-blasting my GF one time and my dog came into my room. Before we could really react my dog had planted her face into my GF's vag. I laughed pretty hard, she didn't think it was too funny though.
#40
Yes and no.

My husky barely comes in my room unless he wants out or food, so I'd stop then. My border collie will come and sleep on the couch so I don't mind her. If she's watching I'll stop.

They don't really care,I mean they lick their own asses and smell other dogs asses....
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