#1
say you had little to no money, but needed/wanted/whatever a new laptop/phone/etc.

would you buy a busted/faulty one of ebay for a tiny amount, then attempt home insurance fiddling to get a new one for nothing?

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#4
No, because
1. I make sure I always have money
2. I am not an idiot
3. I am too lazy
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#9
No, but if my house was robbed you better believe I'd be claiming for shit of higher value than the stuff that got nicked.
#10
Well you'd probably need proof so no, you'd be busted for fraud.

I'd love to rip of insurance companies, since they rob us, but not too easily traceable like that...
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#11
I'd fiddle with your insurance.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#13
I don't think I'm a good enough liar to get away with it, and whatever fancy gadget I want isn't really worth fines/jail/lawsuit.
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#14
I'd only fiddle it if it was a relatively new company. I don't fiddle things older than 5 years. I'm not a pervert.
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#15
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I'd fiddle with your insurance.


I'd fiddle you, if you wouldn't live in a country where stuff like that isn't allowed. Not that I know what fiddling means, sounds dirty. Like me fiddling you.
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#17
No, I'd leave it to the fiddler on the roof.
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#18
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I'd only fiddle it if it was a relatively new company. I don't fiddle things older than 5 years. I'm not a pervert.

So you only fiddle 5-year-olds?
#19
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#20
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#22
Well, it's a victimless crime, innit?

/unintelligent pit reply

seriously, i personally wouldn't, it feels better/more worth it to just save up, and i'm a terrible liar.
#23
have a friend break in and take shit.
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#24
No, I'd "fiddle" an insurance company based solely on the fact that they're soulless constructs that exist to make money off of people's suffering often to the detriment of people's health and are populated by people who think that they are "just doing their job" and in doing so are facilitating the decline of civilization into the tyrannical rule of the super-rich over the poverty-stricken masses.

Of course, this is assuming I had the slightest opportunity to do so.
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