Poll: What do I do with all that hair?
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View poll results: What do I do with all that hair?
Leave it
71 17%
Wax it
126 31%
Get it Lazered off
125 30%
Trim it
89 22%
Voters: 411.
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#1
Hey guys, I'm really, really, really hairy.

Like, there's so much hair on my chest you can hardly see the skin below it.

And it's like that everywhere, minus a few corners. So, what do I do?

Do I leave it?

Do I shave it?

Trimm it?

Wax it?

Get it lazered off?

UPDATE: Hey Guys.

After much pondering I have decided to lazer the hair on my chest. Yes, it is expensive, but I believe it to be the most effective method.

In fact, I'm getting this done tomorrow and I'll let you guys see how effective it really is so I'm gonna post before and after pictures.

Here is BEFORE:



Here is AFTER:


It did hurt a little bit, but mostly only in the top area of the chest which is apparently the most sensitive. The lasering in the area around the belly button wasn't noticable at all.

I've never gotten a tattoo, but I imagine it's what it felt like. It's like having a tiny needle going in and out of you at an average pace. If it sounds painful, it really isn't.

Mind you though, I had to shave all my hair off before I did the procedure because the shorter the hair is, the less it hurts.

Now I have to wait around 4 weeks to see how the hair is growing back before I go there again. It's not gonna stay like that forever, the hair WILL grow back, but it will be a LOT thinner than it used to be. And actually, I don't mind that at all, because having some chest hair is ****ing cool.

I've never been so happy to see my nipples again. First time in 8 years.
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Jun 8, 2010,
#2
Get work as a stunt double for a giant's ball sac.
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#3
Keep it, join Manowar cover band
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#5
Wax it man. It'll hurt like sh*t, but if you really wanna get rid of that hair, It's what you gotta do

EDIT: Oh and getting it hair lazered is only for the real little stuff, sounds like it wouldn't work for you.
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Last edited by dough_boy at Jan 5, 2010,
#6
Well Chewie.. you could ask your Jedi friends to lazer it off I guess.
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#8
Tweeze off each individual hair.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#9
Tweeze each individual hair


EDIT:^ FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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#11
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Well Chewie.. you could ask your Jedi friends to lazer it off I guess.



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#12
pics or it didn't happen
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#13
Quote by Vendetta16
Tweeze you each individual hair


Great minds think alike.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#15
Kill yourself, you sound like a monster/mutant... It will stop us having to battle you in ten years time when you go crazy from living in sewers and start eating babies
#17
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Kill yourself, you sound like a monster... It will stop us having to battle you in ten years time when you go crazy from living in sewers and start eating babies

I love you.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#18
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Get work as a stunt double for a giant's ball sac.
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#19
You should try laser if you can afford it. It's painful and somewhat expensive, but it reduces the amount of hair gradually (it takes several sessions), so you can get to where you want it and stop.
#20
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How do I post pics?

Upload to Photobucket/Imageshack
Get image url
(Invalid img)
#21
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i put lasered as a joke... is it a serious option?


Yes, I've lazered some of my back.

Hurt like a *****.
#22
Become youtube famous by re enacting Steve Carrell famous chest wax scene in 40 Year Old Virgin.
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#30
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I like laser's so I voted for that, even though I was a bit turned off by the fact you spelled it with a "Z".
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#31
loom your chest and ball hair into an impressive tapestry of love sure to woo any woman
#37
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I've got about...5 times more hair than him.

I hope your 5 times taller. Mainly because I like the idea of you being a bear on the internet.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#39
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I hope your 5 times taller. Mainly because I like the idea of you being a bear on the internet.

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#40
I ****ing love this thread!
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