#1
guess who escaped?

with all the college cancellations today/tomorrow, which were all lovely surprises, i want to know, what little surprises you don't expect when you wake up in the morning make your day?

like winning the lottery, think outside the box champ.
#2
Once I woke up and there were elephants.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#3
I thought you were banned?

Oh and one time I was an elephant and woke up in some girl's room with a bunch of other elephants.
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#6
Quote by Venice King
I thought you were banned?

Oh and one time I was an elephant and woke up in some girl's room with a bunch of other elephants.
He's been unbanned for a while actually



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#11
Quote by Venice King
I thought you were banned?

Oh and one time I was an elephant and woke up in some girl's room with a bunch of other elephants.

I also thought you were perma'd, it's been a while since I've seen you up in this bitch.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#12
Quote by mattman93
I also thought you were perma'd, it's been a while since I've seen you up in this bitch.

Was that a joke?
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#13
I woke up and I'd grown lapels out of my very chest.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#16
i woke up and found a second pube. then it peed.

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#17
GOOD GOD

I'm so glad you're back. DAT ASS?
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#18
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GOOD GOD

I'm so glad you're back. DAT ASS?


how could i forget

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Quote by mattman93
I also thought you were perma'd, it's been a while since I've seen you up in this bitch.


i was banned on the day of my unbanning so people thought i'd been permabanned, but i just took an extended vacation
#19
Quote by Myfirstpubes
One time I woke up and had a penis for a hand and a hand for a penis


this happens to me quite regularily, and people wonder why i always have gloves on, which i answer protection, they never seem to understand
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


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#23
Quote by michal23
I love it when you wake up and think it's a Friday, then realise it's a Saturday.


that never happens to me... im always too hungover on saturdays to think that it could possibly be friday

the days where im hungover on friday, well thats another story
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


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