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#1
Little game I just thought up of there, we'll see if it goes anywhere.

So basically, take the sentence "If ____ was legal, would you _____ it?" and substitute something to produce lolz.

Example:

If rape was legal, would you do it?

I leave it to your imagination.

EDIT: Also try answering the one above you
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Last edited by KirkMetallica at Jan 5, 2010,
#2
"If drinking on the subway was legal, would Boris Johnson do it?"
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#3
if 15 year old girls were legal, would you do them?

i do a 16 year old, but im 15 so its k.

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#4
If chocolate was legal, would you eat it?
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#8
This maybe has potential.

To add to the post:
If 6 month babies were legal, would you bang 'em?
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#9
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if 15 year old girls were legal, would you do them?

i do a 16 year old, but im 15 so its k.



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#10
if killing your neighbor was legal would you do it? *yes*
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#12
If murder was legal, would you kill the pope?
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#13
If killing yourself by diving off of a building near a group of young children whilst dressed as Santa was legal, would you do it?

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#16
If the game was winnable, would you play it?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#17
If bumrape was legal, would KirkMetallica get it?

He surely would!
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#19
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#21
If tying an alligator to a fire hydrant were legal, would you do it?
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#23
If prostitution was legal would you try it?
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#24
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#25
If killing soulless pop-"stars" was legal, yeah, that'll be awesome, but would you do it?
#27
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This is Yugioh and what is this?


Ah, the old days.

If weed was legal, would you buy and smoke it?
...marmalade is my jam.
#28
^ Yes. Alot.

If walking around naked was legal, would you do it?
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#29
^No
If having an interior crocodile alligator were legal, would you buy a Chevrolet movie theater?
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#30
I feel ashamed I automatically put f*ck in the 2nd gap


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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#31
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^No
If having an interior crocodile alligator were legal, would you buy a Chevrolet movie theater?


Only while surfing.

If incest was legal and socially acceptable, would you do it?
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#32
If directly pasting graphics and environments from Oblivion was legal, would Limbo of the Lost do it?



Oh wait...
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#34
if doing 15 year-olds wasn't legal, would you move out of sweden? (i would...)
#35
Don't want to answer the one above me.


Just came in here to say...


If little girls were legal, I would do them.
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#36
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if making up laws was legal, would you make a law that made making up laws illegal?


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Toaster ovens are fucking amazing, I don't really see where you were going with that...
#38
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"If drinking on the subway was legal, would Boris Johnson do it?"


Didn't he ban it?
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#39
No, I have class.

If sex slaves were legal, would you own one?
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#40
Im pretty sure you stole my thread idea called "Fill in the blanks"...I posted a couple of days ago...
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