#1
Ok, little disclaimer, this has nothing to do with me.

First, a fun little backstory
(skip this part if you just want the point of this thread, see below)
So last night I was talking to my friend (who shall remain nameless) that I have not seen in awhile via facebook. I knew who she was via the pics, but noticed that she had changed her name. When I inquired as to why, the answer I got was... unexpected.

Apparently, she had posted a video on youtube of her covering the song She Wolf by Shakira. Or something along those lines she did not tell me exactly what the video was. The video turned out to be a success, and got many views, except for one thing. She was intelligent enough (sarcasm) to put her real name in both the video description, and in her youtube username.

Because of this, people found her via facebook, and she received frantic messages and friend requests from people she did not know. So in the end she was forced to change her name to avoid contact with this people.

(And now the point of this thread)
So anyway, while her problems with stalkers as she calls them have subsided for now. She still keeps a facebook account with her real name open. Basically she has two accounts, one for the stalkers to find and one that they will never find.

Anyway, she asked me to think of ways to mess with these people and lead them off track. Just to mess with them.

So yeah, what I am asking here is, what are some good ways to mess with stalkers via a fake facebook account. Saying "put false info" is not good enough, we need some more detailed thoughts. Cause I said that last night and we couldn't think of anything funny enough.

So yeah, what would you do pit. If you had a fake facebook to distract stalkers, what would you put on there just to mess with them.

All help is appreciated thank you.

note: No I will not say anything about her to you guys and no I have not seen the video.
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#2
Um... link to youtube video?
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#3
Copy all their details exactly (and pics) and say rude things like "I LOVE ANAL OLOLOLOOL".

Basically pretend to be them. I did it before with a few other friends and it was a complete mindfuck.



stratkat
Last edited by EuBoat at Jan 5, 2010,
#4
pics?
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#5
A map to a a really dissapointing treasure.
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#6
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A map to a a really dissapointing treasure.

Yeah like a St. Anger cd.
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#7
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Yeah like a St. Anger cd.


Or your erection.
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#8
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Yeah like a St. Anger cd.


St. Anger was awesome. How about kanye west
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#9
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Um... link to youtube video?


Quote by mattman93
pics?


didn't I say no to both of these already

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Or your erection.


DO NOT DISS KENSAI
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#10
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Or your erection.

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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#11
Quote by tayroar
Or your erection.

Your mom seemed to enoy it
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#12
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didn't I say no to both of these already

No I don't think so... you said you wouldn't say anything about her.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
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#13
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
didn't I say no to both of these already


DO NOT DISS KENSAI



Suck up


Anyways, tell her to pretend that she committed suicide and on your page make groups mourning her or something..


Also, did she actually change her real name? Or did she just make a new facebook with a fake name?
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#14
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Your mom seemed to enoy it


Yeah but getting my mom excited over **** is like getting a fat kid excited over a free buffet.
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#15
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No I don't think so... you said you wouldn't say anything about her.


ohh I thought that included pics, oh well...

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Suck up


Anyways, tell her to pretend that she committed suicide and on your page make groups mourning her or something..


Also, did she actually change her real name? Or did she just make a new facebook with a fake name?


new facebook fake name

and just cause I defend Kensai doesn't mean I am a suck up. Speaking of which we still have to fight to the death Kensai. How is that Katana I got you for your birthday holding up?
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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#16
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ohh I thought that included pics, oh well...


new facebook fake name

and just cause I defend Kensai doesn't mean I am a suck up. Speaking of which we still have to fight to the death Kensai. How is that Katana I got you for your birthday holding up?


What? You can kill him but I can't make fun of his unimpressive blood swollen phallus?
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#17
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
ohh I thought that included pics, oh well...


new facebook fake name

and just cause I defend Kensai doesn't mean I am a suck up. Speaking of which we still have to fight to the death Kensai. How is that Katana I got you for your birthday holding up?



Butchers knife > katana..
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#18
Change it the info explaining how that he had stole some girls video and used it to gain views and had started to pretend he was female online.

What I'm saying is pretend that the girl is actually a guy and start posting the "truth" on it.
#19
I had some creepy guy who wouldnt leave me alone on this dating site so when he asked me what i did for fun i told him "sacrifice goats"

He never messaged me again..
#20
Quote by boreamor
Change it the info explaining how that he had stole some girls video and used it to gain views and had started to pretend he was female online.

What I'm saying is pretend that the girl is actually a guy and start posting the "truth" on it.


VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#22
You should make a youtube video for stalkers and post just that on your profile.

She should try to message these people and ask why they are inviting her and stuff.
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#23
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thats not her
my friend is much hotter than that
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#24
If you really really want us to help you, you gotta give us he facebook, home address, and her phone number. We will use these as a basis for fake info.
#25
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Last edited by Rockingbird at Jan 5, 2010,
#26
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thats not her
my friend is much hotter than that
This is The Pit. Pics or it never happened.
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#27
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thats not her
my friend is much hotter than that


He's clearly lying about the whole thing.
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#28
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again

and to the guy above me, you will get no pics
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#30
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Um... link to youtube video?


shut up kensai.
get your hands out your pockets and your finger on the trigger
let one fly
we don't die
we multiply
throw your set up in the sky.
#31
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seriously people how many times am I gonna have to post this
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\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#32
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seriously people how many times am I gonna have to post this


Yeah, it's kinda annoying, it was kinda funny the first time but now it's been three.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#33
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shut up kensai.

Well look at you, sunshine
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#34
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Well look at you, sunshine
You got told. *snaps fingers*



stratkat
#35
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Yeah, it's kinda annoying, it was kinda funny the first time but now it's been three.


yeah... the only reason I did in the first place was cause it was still there when I hit "paste"

but yeah people stop trying to find it, I'm not giving you the video or her facebook so just stop.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.