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#2
What a shitty way to be born.
But really. I don't understand how chicks don't figure out they're pregnant. This one makes sense, but still.

Richard, her brother and a nephew stood looking at the baby in the toilet

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#3
When you read the title as "Woman gives birth to a toilet" The only thing experienced in the actual thread is dissapointment
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#4
See? Childbirth is fricking easy, I dont know why women complain about it. That women didnt even know she was pregnant!
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#8
Well...That's...Um...Interesting...
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this apparently happens a lot....theres a tv show about it and its on its second season....

some peoples IQ = sack of hammers
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#10
Maybe she's a witch.
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When you the title as "Woman gives birth to a toilet" The only thing experienced in the actual thread is dissapointment

I take back my awe at your ability to count to 170.
I give birth in the toilet every morning.
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Giving birth in a toilet (or any public place) is more common than you might think, but being surprised that you gave birth is just WEIRD.


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#13
what do they mean by "The officer is on a cocktail of medications due to the possibility of bodily fluid contamination."

do they mean the baby?
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#14
She was just about to be arrested, lol.
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Maybe she was too fat to notice.




A lot of the time that's the case lol..

They actually have an entire show on women who do not know they are pregnant until its time to give birth..

I don't see how they couldnt know, my sister had a baby and it looked like the movie "alien" the way that thing kicked around in there.. I couldnt imagine feeling it from the inside. How could you not know somethings up?
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When you read the title as "Woman gives birth to a toilet" The only thing experienced in the actual thread is dissapointment


although this story still is pretty funny

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I take back my awe at your ability to count to 170.
I give birth in the toilet every morning.



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although this story still is pretty funny

True, but just picture a giant big bowl coming out the special place... Pretty amazing huh?
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#19
Wow...

this reminds me of a story I read where a woman gave birth standing... in a stairwell... and the baby slid down her pants.
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My sister was almost born in a toilet.
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A lot of the time that's the case lol..


I know, I was being serious... >_>

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"I'm still in shock, I'm not supposed to have kids," Richard said, adding she's had three miscarriages and her doctor told her she couldn't have children.


Unless that's a typo, combined with

As Richard, her brother and a nephew stood looking at the baby in the toilet, not knowing what to do, one of the officers pulled the unresponsive baby from the cold water and started CPR.


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#25
I think she wanted to drawn the baby in the toilet.

and she made up that stupid excuse as the cops knocked on the door
#26
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So she thought the contractions were just indigestion or something?


Yeah, pretty much.

There was another article in the news paper this morning about how a bunch of people donated stuff to her and then people broke in and stole it all.

Also, a reporter called her son "Flush Gordon" during an interview... It's almost funny, but I feel bad if I laugh.
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what do they mean by "The officer is on a cocktail of medications due to the possibility of bodily fluid contamination."

do they mean the baby?

no, the officer who rescued the baby
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#30
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I know, I was being serious... >_>


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I'm pretty sure any person should be able to tell the difference between indegestion and a living foetus.
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How do you not know your pregnant...? How do you go an entire 9 months without even the smallest suspicion that you might have a kid in you...?



thats what i want to know
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I'm pretty sure any person should be able to tell the difference between indegestion and a living foetus.


Of course, but we are talking about a WOMAN now.
#33
What should have happened was, she should have given birth to the child in the kitchen. Where she belongs.
#34
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Of course, but we are talking about a WOMAN now.


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#35
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Of course, but we are talking about a WOMAN now.


Hey now. I am a woman.
#36
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How do you not know your pregnant...? How do you go an entire 9 months without even the smallest suspicion that you might have a kid in you...?


Though it's uncommon, it's not as unusual as you might think. Some women can go through an entire pregnancy with a regular period, or they're on a birth control that causes you to not have a period anyway. Also, some women can have incredibly mild symptoms so they never wonder because the normal symptoms don't show up. You'd think "geez, how stupid could she be" but, that's not really the proper idea. Even a woman who's intelligent can be fooled by her body.
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You're a dick.


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#40
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Maybe she was too fat to notice.

Yeah but...what about all her missed periods

I didnt read the article, so if it says so in the article than that is my lazy fault
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