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Ok pit my friend bought me a black shirt with a red sickle and hammer as a joke for my bday last week. I have white fabric paint and I want to write something thatll make it funny. Please give me your suggestions. It could be anything! Just please make it short.I am considering FTW or fail at the moment
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Quote by joeyc
I am considering FTW or fail at the moment


There isn't enough facepalm on the internet to cover this.
#3
If you actually put either of those on your shirt, you might just get stabbed.
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#4
"In Soviet Russia, you rape me."


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#6
'In Soviet Russia, this still wouldn't be funny'
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#8
Just leave it the way it is. That sounds like a somewhat cool looking shirt. Not that I'm into communism or anything, but it sounds pretty cool. Funny shirts kind of annoy me though and I can never take the person wearing them seriously.
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There isn't enough facepalm on the internet to cover this.

This is true...
#12
"in Soviet Russia" jokes make no sense once you go 5 feet away from the internet.
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#13
Quote by Våd Hamster
There isn't enough facepalm on the internet to cover this.

Seriously. That would be the lamest shirt ever. In fact, I think if I saw someone wearing a shirt with any meme or internet language on it I'd probably have the urge to find a blunt object and beat them savagely with it.
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#14
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Make your own design by using it as a cum rag, its like tie dye.

oh! youd love my -tydie- sock then!! haha yeah TS go for lulzepiczfailsFTW!lulz! should be lots of highfives from that
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'In Soviet Russia, this still wouldn't be funny'

+1
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oh! youd love my -tydie- sock then!! haha yeah TS go for lulzepiczfailsFTW!lulz! should be lots of highfives from that


Highfives to the face maybe.
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oh! youd love my -tydie- sock then!! haha yeah TS go for lulzepiczfailsFTW!lulz! should be lots of highfives from that



Ever heard of kleenex/ a toilet/ anything else?
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#18
Quote by diminishedtobme
Make your own design by using it as a cum rag, its like tie dye.

ewwie.
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Quote by El Hilliaro
'In Soviet Russia, this still wouldn't be funny'

Actually, that could work. TS, use this.
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Quote by mcjosh
"in Soviet Russia" jokes make no sense once you go 5 feet away from the internet.


I've witnessed several real world Russian reversals that were quite successful...

EDIT:

You should totally write "Hail Stalin!" on your shirt. Be sure to post pics of you after getting your ass kicked.
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Quote by Schism1985
I've witnessed several real world Russian reversals that were quite successful...

Nobody outside of the internet knows what the hell I'm talking about when I say "in Soviet Russia..."

At least not in Michigan
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#23
"Get Hammered And Sickled."
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"I am cool because of my implied affiliation with the communist party, a system I most likely know nothing about. I am most likely oblivious to its ineffectivity, but I am cool because I pretend that I am."
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"I am cool because of my implied affiliation with the communist party, a system I most likely know nothing about. I am most likely oblivious to its ineffectivity, but I am cool because I pretend that I am."


Or "Is it a coincidence that vodka and communism have both been popular in the same country? Please drink responsibly."
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Or "Is it a coincidence that vodka and communism have both been popular in the same country? Please drink responsibly."


The playground of the world
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Quote by Eddie4President
"I am cool because of my implied affiliation with the communist party, a system I most likely know nothing about. I am most likely oblivious to its ineffectivity, but I am cool because I pretend that I am."


haha ya exactly what im trying not to look like. I shouldve asked how can i wear this without being a doucher
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#30
Say this, "I slept with my mom. I don't give a f*ck." People will not fuck with you, knwoing that you do not give a fuck.
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#31
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Ok pit my friend bought me a black shirt with a red sickle and hammer as a joke for my bday last week. I have white fabric paint and I want to write something thatll make it funny. Please give me your suggestions. It could be anything! Just please make it short.I am considering FTW or fail at the moment



"communism , its a party." unorigonal but effective
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ewwie.

I know you're new and you're a girl, but get used to this if you want to survive in the Pit.
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...shirt Wears You.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
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Or "Is it a coincidence that vodka and communism have both been popular in the same country? Please drink responsibly."

thisthisthisthisthis

x1000
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"In soviet Russia, Shirt wears YOU!"
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Quote by Schism1985
I've witnessed several real world Russian reversals that were quite successful...

EDIT:

You should totally write "Hail Stalin!" on your shirt. Be sure to post pics of you after getting your ass kicked.

Do you really think more than 20% of Americans know who Stalin is, let alone that he was a psychotic communist dictator of the Soviet Union who killed tens of millions?
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Ever heard of kleenex/ a toilet/ anything else?

Yeah but that probaly adds up to like 100$ a year so...
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