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Hola Pit, I come to you with a request for your humor and/or wit.

In my anatomy class we're beginning our use of fetal pigs for dissection, and everybody in the class has their own to use over the course of the semester. Every year the teacher has a contest to see who can come up with the best name for their pig, and I figured I'd try my (or UG's, I guess...) hand at coming up with something good. They typically are names with some cheesy variation of "pig", "boar", or "swine" in a famous person's name (ie. Albus Dumbleboar, Snoop Hogg).

Any ideas on such a moronic topic? The only good one I've been able to think of so far is Notorious P.I.G....
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Kevin Bacon?
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Kevin Bacon?


Now I don't want to offer any suggestions...

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#8
I still have nightmares form when my biology teacher told us to check out the fetal specimens in her cabinets i almost threw up when i saw them

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#9
name him after the teacher, with some type of pig reference thrown in
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we named ours Organsplitter. my asian friend kenny scooped its brain out with a spoon
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#18
Kevin Bacon is the best one yet by far.

i cant think of any... much less one that can beat Kevin Bacon
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I fourth Kevin Bacon.

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I am Kevin Bacon.

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Phuck Face.

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Fetal Pig


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#39
Stop suggesting Kevin Bacon, that's one of the worst and most obvious names. It's gotta be more creative than that.


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Swiney Todd?

see? this is a much more creative name
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KEVIN FUCKING BACON.

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