Poll: Which is the better pornstar name?
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View poll results: Which is the better pornstar name?
Poet Hustler
10 14%
Long John Silver
62 86%
Voters: 72.
#1
I was having an argument with a friend over which is the better porn name...

They are both pretty crap but vote anyways, victory will be mine!

I would've gone with Buck Naked
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#2
i refuse to vote. i suggest everyone boycott this poll
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#7
How about being the 8th Dwarf..........Rapey
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#10
No no no.

It is Long DONG Silver

And that is my porn name god damn it!
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#11
This is like watching a car crash in slow motion.
Epic, yet, tragically sad.
This is why we can't have nice things!
#13
Poet Hustler is a fine name, it you want to do the kind of porn that involves no girls, thick moustaches and having a c0ck tickling your gall bladder.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#14
Quote by ErnestoFidel
what about good old Biggus Dickus?


THIS.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#15
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Clit Eatswood pwns all.


+1

Totally epic.
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#16
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what about good old Biggus Dickus?


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#18
edit: crap i thought we we naming funny titled porn films, removed those in case its a bannable thing to name porn films


on a side note, "i have a vewy powewful fwiend in wome called biggus dickus"
Lady Gaga if you're out there, i don't care if you have a penis or not, i will marry you
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#19
the best porn film parody is the play on words Wizard Of Oz entitled ' Swallow The Yellow Thick Load'
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#20
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#21
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the best porn film parody is the play on words Wizard Of Oz entitled ' Swallow The Yellow Thick Load'

There's also 'Lord of the G-Strings'
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#22
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the best porn film parody is the play on words Wizard Of Oz entitled 'Swallow The Yellow Thick Load'


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'Swallow The Yellow Thick Load'


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'Swallow The Yellow Thick Load'


#24
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Is it an Oz 34?
If it is, it's one I'd like to see
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#25
I thought it was Long Dong Silver...
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