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#1
im sure alot of pitmonkeys have girlfriend/wives and/or annoying parents.

do you sometimes get awkward questions about something you may have said or done on the internet several months/years ago, because they found it by googling your username or whatever?

my girlfriend has been fairly unhappy with some things ive said in the sex thread. does this kinda thing happen to you?

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#2
No, my parents and friends aren't controlfreaks.


Just kidding. I hide my tracks well.
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#3
Yeah, my girlfriend wanted to know why there was so much child porn listed on my internet history.

I trollfaced her and got away with it.
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#4
Quote by Silver-spear94
im sure alot of pitmonkeys have girlfriend/wives and/or annoying parents.

do you sometimes get awkward questions about something you may have said or done on the internet several months/years ago, because they found it by googling your username or whatever?

my girlfriend has been fairly unhappy with some things ive said in the sex thread. does this kinda thing happen to you?


now that's just unlucky !

that's why i make sure no one knows that I have a UG account lol
#7
Quote by neopowell
Yeah, my girlfriend wanted to know why there was so much child porn listed on my internet history.

I trollfaced her and got away with it.



I can just imagine it now...



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#8
Quote by Kensai
No, my parents and friends aren't controlfreaks.


Just kidding. I hide my tracks well.

This. Plus after all these years my girlfriend really doesn't care what I write about online.

Who the hell is nosy enough to go and not only google your username, but read all of your posts in some random thread? Tell her to get over it.

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#9


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#10
Nope because I wear sneakers....for sneaking

Although i almost forgot to delete some very very dirty vids from the PC once, and just pipped her to getting on the PC in the morning
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#11
You have zero privacy anyway, get over it.

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Yes, I made an account to ask this question. Is it really that weird? No. I wanted some feedback from some proper guitar experts who knew what they were talking about. Sorry, I guess I was wrong.
#12
My girlfriend's amount of care for what I do is online is less than or equal to her amount of actually existing.


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#13
Nope, frankly, nobody cares enough.
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#14
Tools > Clear Private Data > Clear Recent History > Clear Now

Done.


How the hell does your girlfriend know what you post in the sex thread? is she a UGer or something?
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#15
My girlfriend used to read my posts on here sometimes, but I'd always act like I was being oppressed and she eventually gave up.

Honestly, I think it's because I posted so much that she couldn't keep up with all of it.
#17
maybe 4 or 5 people can link my online username to my real life name. Mainly because i'm not stupid enough to use my real name...
#18
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#19
that'll teach you to leave your laptop in the kitchen son.
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#20
well, the pit is on my 'Top Sites' when i open Safari, so if my girlfriend is around when im off doing something like fixing stuff, she can troll UG under my name all she wants, or view all my posts on my account page.

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#21
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Tools > Clear Private Data > Clear Recent History > Clear Now

Done.


How the hell does your girlfriend know what you post in the sex thread? is she a UGer or something?


Ya, post her UG username so that we can have a wank feast on her profile.
#22
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This. Plus after all these years my girlfriend really doesn't care what I write about online.

Who the hell is nosy enough to go and not only google your username, but read all of your posts in some random thread? Tell her to get over it.


The girl I'm seeing has done it since finding out about UG
#23
Quote by metalface211
Tools > Clear Private Data > Clear Recent History > Clear Now

Done.


How the hell does your girlfriend know what you post in the sex thread? is she a UGer or something?

He's not trying to clear history lol

The person is reading his posts. Now do you see your plans flaw?

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#24
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No, my parents and friends aren't controlfreaks.


Just kidding. I hide my tracks well.


*Googles kensai.


Suuuuuure you do.

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#25
Quote by Silver-spear94
im sure alot of pitmonkeys have girlfriend/wives and/or annoying parents.

do you sometimes get awkward questions about something you may have said or done on the internet several months/years ago, because they found it by googling your username or whatever?

my girlfriend has been fairly unhappy with some things ive said in the sex thread. does this kinda thing happen to you?
I'm just pretty careful about what I post online now. It takes no time to find out a lot about people, especially if the user name you're using on forums is the same as your email address, or in my case just the name most people know me by. Lesson learnt.

Also, nice one on the location, Hitchin is pretty sick.
#26
Quote by neopowell
Yeah, my girlfriend wanted to know why there was so much child porn listed on my internet history.

I trollfaced her and got away with it.




and no, not really because nobody uses my laptop. Plus I don't think I've said a lot on here or anywhere else which would be too questionable.
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#27
This why I don't use my real name or anything. Also why I don't want pictures up. I'm a complete bastard here, I don't wanna be walking down the street and then get punched by some angry metal head. And I don't want my girlfriend looking at my posts and rethinking our relationship
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#28
Quote by neopowell
Yeah, my girlfriend wanted to know why there was so much child porn listed on my internet history.

I trollfaced her and got away with it.


I did the same thing with the Feds.
#29
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I did the same thing with the Feds.


"Sir, you seem to have several terabytes of video footage, most of which consists of 4-year old boys being violated by your own fist."

".....problem, officer?"
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#30
Just posting to say that TS, Hitchin is my hometown.
Well, I actually live in a little village just outside it.
But still, cool!
#31
what village you live in man? i live in Ickleford, but like, its largly considered to be part of hitchin so i say jsut swing with it.

also, history isnt my problem, the convenience of easy pit access is my problem atm.



but she can google my anyway, she knows my UG username, and my email address, obviously.

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#32
Quote by Fraz01
Just posting to say that TS, Hitchin is my hometown.
Well, I actually live in a little village just outside it.
But still, cool!


Holly ballsack, I live near-ish Hitchin as well
and I don't care if I live or die,
because I ain't ever going to no other side,
there ain't no heaven and there ain't no hell,
but I am a sinner so it's all just as well
#33
I live in Pirton. I went to Hitchin Boys', and I always go out in Hitchin. I love that place!

I'm at uni now though, a long long way up north.
#34
my guitar teacher lived in pirton and went to uni a little while ago

you wouldnt happen to be/know Jon Bryant by any chance would you?

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#35
Quote by Steel8909
now that's just unlucky !

that's why i make sure no one knows that I have a UG account lol


Same. My tracks are untraceable.

EDIT: I also have The Pit in my Speed Dial (using Opera), but I use Linux and I made it super-secure. No-one has the ability to bypass all the lengths I have gone to to make my accounts in-accessible.
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#36
Haha no I'm not Jon. I know him though, we went to the same primary school and the same uni last year. He's a pretty damn good guitarist, from what I can remember.
#37
No-one googles anything about me, even if they do they haven't confronted me about it.
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#38
Quote by Silver-spear94
well, the pit is on my 'Top Sites' when i open Safari, so if my girlfriend is around when im off doing something like fixing stuff, she can troll UG under my name all she wants, or view all my posts on my account page.


i think you are his girlfriend posting in the pit to see what we would think of you

.... clever

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#39
Quote by Fraz01
Haha no I'm not Jon. I know him though, we went to the same primary school and the same uni last year. He's a pretty damn good guitarist, from what I can remember.


shame he went off to uni, he offered some knock-down rate lessons over xmas but snow and road chaos put an end to that idea for me.

and yurr, hes an amazing player. go on youtube and search Jono25.

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#40
Not really what you asked, but well:

My parents come to my room a lot, and sometimes they look at my computer , which is ok for me. But when I'm on MSN, I just close every window because I don't want them to read my conversations. And then my parents usually get mad, and acuse me of hiding stuff from them and tell me there must be something wrong with what I'm writing, like I'm doing anything bad.

Damn, I hate that.
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