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#1
So since Britain is under a white sheet right now, what is the most random thing you have used as a sledge?

Today me and me mates went out sledging with a drum skin and a PC enclosure.

Edit: Sledging = Sledding if you live across the pond.
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#2
A cadaver.


Actually, never tried sledging. No hills around, and if there are, I sure as hell can't be bothered to walk all the way there when good snowballing fun can be had just outside my door.

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#4
Sometimes I go sledging in the alps.. just 30 km from here... with old school wood sledges!
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A car bonnet/hood, pretty dangerous actually but when yer 8 ya don't really care about your own welfare so long as you have fun.
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A car bonnet/hood, pretty dangerous actually but when yer 8 ya don't really care about your own welfare so long as you have fun.


+1

i had near death experiences while sledging. And there would always be a couple of huys who left severly injured lol. good times
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#11
I saw a few people using a bodyboard as a sledge, and some people suing skis. I just have some of those tiny plate things you use, that are so easy to fall off. I've been too busy having snowball fights to sledge though.

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Sledge.. yeah right.

Here's our idea of a "sledge" in Michigan.

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Sledge.. yeah right.

Here's our idea of a "sledge" in Michigan.


Way to miss the point of sledging.
#16
You gotta use the old fashioned wooden sledges. The stereotypical ones that have pretty much ski's on the bottom. These things are incredibly fast and also very dangerous.

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You gotta use the old fashioned wooden sledges. The stereotypical ones that have pretty much ski's on the bottom. These things are incredibly fast and also very dangerous.

I have one of those in the shed.
The real bugger about them is lugging the f*cker back up the hill afterwards.
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You gotta use the old fashioned wooden sledges. The stereotypical ones that have pretty much ski's on the bottom. These things are incredibly fast and also very dangerous.




I used one of those today
#19
I used my stomach once...

It wasn't really something I would recommend, ESPECIALLY if there's a bump in the slope like there was when I did it

It was fun nonetheless
#20
In reverse, I threw a sledge at some kid with big teeth because he was pissing me off. Then we went to his house and his mum made me a meal because I was such a badass to her son.
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In reverse, I threw a sledge at some kid with big teeth because he was pissing me off. Then we went to his house and his mum made me a meal because I was such a badass to her son.

Did she give you a blowjob while you ate the steak?
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Did she give you a blowjob while you ate the steak?


No sir. She is what can only be described as a fat piece o' ass. No way was I letting her munch my babymaker down and ruin my chances of populating the world with twats like me.
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Way to miss the point of sledging.


The point being most of the time you're dragging the damn thing up the hill?
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No sir. She is what can only be described as a fat piece o' ass. No way was I letting her munch my babymaker down and ruin my chances of populating the world with twats like me.

Can't be too careful with the fatties. Mind you, she may have had wide, child bearing hips. You should have porked her. Wearing a paper bag, so you couldn't see the blubber, of course.
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The point being most of the time you're dragging the damn thing up the hill?

No, the point being that it's a contest between man and gravity.
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I live in Texas sooooo ya we get such little snow it looks like someone shit in a bag of coke lol
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The point being most of the time you're dragging the damn thing up the hill?




Duh!
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And sledding sounds better BTW
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Can't be too careful with the fatties. Mind you, she may have had wide, child bearing hips. You should have porked her. Wearing a paper bag, so you couldn't see the blubber, of course.

No, the point being that it's a contest between man and gravity.


I had thrown a sledge at her son. Don't want my kids being a spack like he was/is after all.
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I had thrown a sledge at her son. Don't want my kids being a spack like he was/is after all.

You're saying your DNA isn;t mighty enough to override the wussiness inherent in her existing children?
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I wish I was living in Ireland


And sledding sounds better BTW

No it doesn't.
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You're saying your DNA isn;t mighty enough to override the wussiness inherent in her existing children?


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#32
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No, the point being that it's a contest between man and gravity.


I'd probably include the tree at the bottom of the hill in there somewhere too..
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Sounds like quite a... hardship?
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I'd probably include the tree at the bottom of the hill in there somewhere too..

Only if you're too dumb to miss the tree.
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Sounds like quite a... hardship?
Only if you're too dumb to miss the tree.


True, but if I ever get male breast cancer, I just have to lie on my back and aim upwards.
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True, but if I ever get male breast cancer, I just have to lie on my back and aim upwards.

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#36
I'll clone myself and rape me. Now what?
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#38
Not really weird, but I used an old skateboard deck and a plate


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Not really weird, but I used an old skateboard deck and a plate


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