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#1
What would it be like? What kind of bands would get signed? What kind would get rejected? What member would be in charge of what department?

etc. etc.

Dream up a sweet scenario Pit!
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#2
Miley Cyrus would get signed because she'll make the most money. Simple as that.
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#3
We'd only release pathetic music.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#4
nobody would get signed. ever.
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#5
We'd probably sign Cannibal Corpse and ask them to fill an album with versions of I Cum Blood.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#7
A cover album with 'I Cum Blood' played in lots of different genres and with different instrumentation. Now that would be epic.
#12
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We'd probably sign Cannibal Corpse and ask them to fill an album with versions of I Cum Blood.

/thread
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#14
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Probably only metal bands since it seems like anything else isn't 1337 enough for UG.

Except the odd blues nerd who's all 'OMG IT HAS MORE THAN 6 NOTES NO EMOTION NO EMOTION'
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#16
I would let Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus record....


if they're naked meanwhile
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#17
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I would let Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus record....




I would let them record. As their music beats any metal.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#18
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I think they should make a UG mag.... like Guitar World or Guitar Player.... but it's UG

I like this guy's idea.
Sail upon the open skies
#19
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I think they should make a UG mag.... like Guitar World or Guitar Player.... but it's UG


Yeah, and it would be filled with lame penis/boner/dick in a box/I Cum Blood jokes
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#20
Luckily The Pit is not UG.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#21
id be the manager obviously
and we'd sign iron maiden
then cause the downfall of iron maiden
then id kill myself


ive changed my mind, i dont want to start a record label

#22
Well if the pit had any say.... well.... *shudder
P.S. this is what the alphabet would look like without the letters Q and R
#23
It would tank and fail so hard.
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#24
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Probably only metal bands since it seems like anything else isn't 1337 enough for UG.

This pretty much sums it up.
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Gentlemen...

It's fap time!
#25
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I would let them record. As their music beats any metal.

no.
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#26
The thread is called "What if UG had a record label", not "What if The Pit had record label"...
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#27
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The thread is called "What if UG had a record label", not "What if The Pit had record label...


No.

"What if UG was a record label", not "What if UG had a record label".
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#28
I think the respective boards would work pretty well as small independant labels. Not the pit though, far too many conflicting opinions.
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#29
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No.

"What if UG was a record label", not "What if UG had a record label".

No no, you're both wrong.

It's "What if UG was a RECORD LABEL!?!?!?" not "What if UG was a record label"

And, now that I think about it, it would fail miserably.
#30
I reckon it would be the downfall of UG, cos all the dudes on here do is blog and fap. theres no committment lol.
#31
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No.

"What if UG was a record label", not "What if UG had a record label".

oh thanks man, i don't care enough to change it
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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#32
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I think they should make a UG mag.... like Guitar World or Guitar Player.... but it's UG


As long as it's not a Pit mag. It would be full of fapping, rape OMG JOHN PETRUCCI!!!
and fapping.
#33
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Except the odd blues nerd who's all 'OMG IT HAS MORE THAN 6 NOTES NO EMOTION NO EMOTION'


*generic blues riff*

Da nah da nah (that's the blues riff)

I woke up this morning (Da nah da nah)
And I went online (Da nah da nah)
Said I woke up this morning (Da nah da nah)
and I went online, yes I did. (Da nah da nah)

Well I logged onto UG, to see what they said
Lord knows I was pissed, when I read what I read

Those pit-monkeys don't like my blues
No they don't like my blues
My blues is not loved by them monkeys of the pit
The majority of the forum does not share my opinion on music and this has me rather depressed.
#34
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Except the odd blues nerd who's all 'OMG IT HAS MORE THAN 6 NOTES NO EMOTION NO EMOTION'


Or the elitist music fags who'll whine if a song isn't technical enough.
#35
Probably some hot chicks who can't sing....

"Soooo you want to be a famous singer huh?? Your singing is shit but I'll get you in. Come over here and suck my dick"
#36
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*generic blues riff*

Da nah da nah (that's the blues riff)

I woke up this morning (Da nah da nah)
And I went online (Da nah da nah)
Said I woke up this morning (Da nah da nah)
and I went online, yes I did. (Da nah da nah)

Well I logged onto UG, to see what they said
Lord knows I was pissed, when I read what I read

Those pit-monkeys don't like my blues
No they don't like my blues
My blues is not loved by them monkeys of the pit
The majority of the forum does not share my opinion on music and this has me rather depressed.



I sung this entire song, made a few changes and started playing guitar to it, I should be a blues musician.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#39
Zappp would be like the CEO

Kensai would be President

and i think the Pit would be co-VP's


and after a week would go bankrupt from the VP's spending all our money on porn
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#40
it would be just LadyHellraiser plus the collaborative albums

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
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