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#1
Hey guys give me your best pick-up lines doesnt matter if its to a guy or gal or if its just plain cheezy.........


sorry if there has been a thread like this

EX: guy-"You need to be more carful"
girl-"why?"
guy-"Because angles arent supposed to fly this low."
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#2
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thats a great pick up line. it gets the girls all the time.
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#5
nice shoes wanna f!@k?

edit:^ fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu!!

but really coisncidence
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#7
TS, your avatar is quite funny. That is all.
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#8
Actually, this one DID work or me. It was meant as a joke to this girl at a party but it mad her laugh. We dated for a couple weeks, but were still friends because of it haha:

"Want me to prove to you I'm not gay?"
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#9
How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as you fat ass.

Your skin is so creamy, I bet you never even had a zit on your ass.

Whoa, you just gave me the hardest semi I have ever had.
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OH GOD!!!

I definitely didn't see that one coming.
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#11
"I would use a lame pickup line, but I'm not a total douche!"

Wait...
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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#12
Quote by CDubDSP
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


Dude, that one is awesome.
From that same comedian there was a back-out pick up line, so you can leave if its going wrong.
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
If its going bad you can...

"cause it looks like you landed on your face!"


And this thread has been done before. Research before posting.
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#14
"If I ask you for your number will you give it to me?"
Last edited by Luke200420 at Jan 6, 2010,
#16
*guy sees a hot girl at the bar with a black eye*

"Hey now, just because you can't listen doesn't mean I won't have sex with you"


#18
"If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together"
"Are You An Overdue Library Book? Cause You Got Fine Written All Over You"
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#20
Quote by Ramones06
"If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together"
"Are You An Overdue Library Book? Cause You Got Fine Written All Over You"
"They Dont Call Me The Leg Spreader For Nothin"

WHY SO MANY CAPITAL LETTERS!?
and those are all horribly old :3
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#21
Now this is the story all about how
my heart got flipped turned upside down,
When I saw you first just sitting right there
I'll attempt to win over your heart with some care.

At Dave's party bored and glazed
On his couch is where I spent most of today
Uninterested, annoyed like a fool
And listenin' to a bunch words from a tool
When you walked in, you looked really good
I wanted to ask you if you'd want to go for some food
I got a little bit nervous and then got scared
When you heard the tool and gave him a glare.

I came over here about 8 or 9
I want to take just a few minutes of your time
Looked at you and I was finally talked
I really just hope everybody won't gawk.
#22
If I were to ask you to have sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


Or something like that...
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#23
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goddamint


Let's say you spread your legs to a 70 degree angle an I bisect that angle and intersect your vertex with my long line segment.
Last edited by In The Mist at Jan 7, 2010,
#24
You must be from heaven

cause ive got an erection




Hey lets do some math. We'll add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray we don't multiply
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#25
theres a genie in my penis
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#26
Excuse me miss, if i pay you, will you have erotic intercourse with me? Im quite lonely and would love to feel the warmth of a real women instead of a hot towel and couch cushions.
>>-(ಠ_ಠ-<<
>>-(. Y .)-<<
>>> . (<<<
>>-( Y )-<<
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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Your sig killed my boner _


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#27
Quote by DempseyPunk
Excuse me miss, if i pay you, will you have erotic intercourse with me? Im quite lonely and would love to feel the warmth of a real women instead of a hot towel and couch cushions.

WAT


my dick hurts now
#28
I seem to have lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

According to my watch, you're not wearing any underwear. ...You are, you say? Well, it must be an hour ahead, then.

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#30
Quote by BK202
Now this is the story all about how
my heart got flipped turned upside down,
When I saw you first just sitting right there
I'll attempt to win over your heart with some care.

At Dave's party bored and glazed
On his couch is where I spent most of today
Uninterested, annoyed like a fool
And listenin' to a bunch words from a tool
When you walked in, you looked really good
I wanted to ask you if you'd want to go for some food
I got a little bit nervous and then got scared
When you heard the tool and gave him a glare.

I came over here about 8 or 9
I want to take just a few minutes of your time
Looked at you and I was finally talked
I really just hope everybody won't gawk.


Tha flow ain't sittin' right wit me dawg. (needs some revamping )
#31
Do you have a protractor? Because I see a cute angle right here.

...
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#32
Quote by PhillyHendrix
Do you have a protractor? Because I see a cute angle right here.

...


I already made a pickup line that was sexual, and had to do with angles.
#33
Him: Excuse me, I have a problem, can you help?
Her: What is it?
Him: I have reservations for two at *insert restraunt here* and no body to go with.

OR

Him: Hi
Her: Hi?

OR

Are you Jamacian, because you're ja makin' me crazy!

OR:

Hey aren't you that German supermodel?
#34
Quote by In The Mist
I already made a pickup line that was sexual, and had to do with angles.
Yeah, but I liked mine better.
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#38
I go with the famous,

'If you were a soup, what kind of a soup would you be?'
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#40
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You: Do you work at subway?
Her: who cares what she says lol
You: Casue you make me a foot long.

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