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Anyone wanna share a recent "What the ****?!" Moment they've had.

For me, I was on UG when I felt something not right in my boxers. I reached down and pulled a staple out of my pubes... WTF?
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#2
Reading this.

I don't care if that was predictable, your story was weird.
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#4
I once found a staple in my shirt. Which is suprising concerning how tight my shirt is against my ample 36 DD breasts. Pics on profile.
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#5
I remember looking for something I lost and yep.

There it was, a stapler in my shirt pocket.
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#7
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I once found a staple in my shirt. Which is suprising concerning how tight my shirt is against my ample 36 DD breasts. Pics on profile.

This is a complete lie. There is no way those breasts are 36 DDs.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#8
i'm having a WTF-moment right now

the advertisement on UG looks like a dick with a condom over it going into erection. it's supposed to be a train but it just looks like a giant yellow penis.
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#9
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I once found a staple in my shirt. Which is suprising concerning how tight my shirt is against my ample 36 DD breasts. Pics on profile.


Nice try
#12
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I once scratched my arse and found a hair off my head lodged between my cheeks. It was about a foot long.

that happens to me all the time


seriously
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#14
Quote by Eddie4President
I once found a staple in my shirt. Which is suprising concerning how tight my shirt is against my ample 36 DD breasts. Pics on profile.

F*** YOU!

C**T!
Yours sincerely,

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#16
Reading about Christopher Lee's upcoming symphonic metal album.
#17
Quote by Eddie4President
I once found a staple in my shirt. Which is suprising concerning how tight my shirt is against my ample 36 DD breasts. Pics on profile.

+100 views. (Including me )

My Youtube Page

I wrote this story so many days ago
and the words kept falling onto pages.
Without the loss we can't go on
and with the loss we became strong.

#18
Quote by Venice King
This is a complete lie. There is no way those breasts are 36 DDs.


Alright, their 34s, we're about the same size, my attractive twin sister.
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#19
Quote by Eddie4President
I once found a staple in my shirt. Which is suprising concerning how tight my shirt is against my ample 36 DD breasts. Pics on profile.

GAH!! You're lying I know you are, but... must... not... click *clicks*
#20
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Alright, their 34s, we're about the same size, my attractive twin sister.

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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#21
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Careful, when you high five me not to get your pussy juice on my hand from masturbating to the guy about to click on our profiles! ... It's ok...I do it too.
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#22
Quote by Eddie4President
I once found a staple in my shirt. Which is suprising concerning how tight my shirt is against my ample 36 DD breasts. Pics on profile.


LIES FROM THE TABLECLOTH!
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#23
I just put my hand down my pants and the sniffed my hands,it smelt nasty........must've been from all the inbreeding I've been doing..


Anyway my wtf moment was when I woke up half naked when I went to sleep with all my clothes on
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#24
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LIES FROM THE TABLECLOTH!


I told you already, they're 34s... pretty sexy anyway though aren't they, stud?
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#25
Quote by Eddie4President
I told you already, they're 34s... pretty sexy anyway though aren't they, stud?


i dont wanna get raped over the interwebs again...
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#26
Quote by shuriken
i dont wanna get raped over the interwebs again...


You were raped!!! And I PM'd you nude pics, like I do to anybody who visits my profile! Oh my god!
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#27
Quote by padgea7x
I just put my hand down my pants and the sniffed my hands,it smelt nasty........must've been from all the inbreeding I've been doing..


Anyway my wtf moment was when I woke up half naked when I went to sleep with all my clothes on

*raped*
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#28
Well I woke up with my top off and a raging boner... I guess it was a good dream.
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#29
Quote by Eddie4President
You were raped!!! And I PM'd you nude pics, like I do to anybody who visits my profile! Oh my god!


i didn't get them.

and i wanna see some whipped cream and chocolate syrup or this isn't happening sweetie.
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#30
Quote by shuriken
i didn't get them.

and i wanna see some whipped cream and chocolate syrup or this isn't happening sweetie.


Of course you got them. And you're not worth my time. I'd much rather have shocking intercourse with VVV this VVV user.
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#31
haha

EDIT: this isn't gonna work, you're on top.

DOUBLE EDIT: The_Casinator = fail
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Last edited by shuriken at Jan 7, 2010,
#33
Go away, Shuriken, you unattractive male pedophile. I checked on your account. And Casinator, you'll protect my attractive teenage female body, won't you Cas?
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#35
you're telling me to go away when you're following me into the memorable avatar thread?
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#36
reading the UG article that said RRHoF may change their formula because there aren't any bands they feel are eligable
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Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#37
Quote by shuriken
you're telling me to go away when you're following me into the memorable avatar thread?


Ewwww, of course not, that was my twin sister, Venice King, who lives with me, and we have bisexual sex a lot. Pics on our profiles. Leave me alone now or I'll get my dad to shoot you.
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