#1
Hey pit

Me and my friends live in a town about an hour from halifax in nova scotia. We want to go to halifax for a day to film some "just for laughs" type pranks in some of the malls (where nobody knows us) we have already thought of putting some chocolate caramel eggs in clean diapers, planting them within mall garbage cans, then walking passed, picking out the diaper, and gobbling down the poopy chocolate caramel poop that lies inside


So Pit? what other pranks have u got?
#4
Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"
Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King...
...but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they're "astronaut food".
Follow patrons of B. Dalton's around while reading aloud from Dianetics.
Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.
Ask a salesman why a particular tv is labeled black and white and insist that it's a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, "You mean you really can't see it?"
Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears.
Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
Test mattresses in your pajamas.
Ask the tobaccanist if his hovercraft is full of eels.
If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.
Sprint up the down escalator.
Stare at static on a display tv and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the "hidden picture".
Ask appliance personnel if they have any tvs that play only in Spanish.
Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda.
Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone.
At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.
Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.
Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens.
Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.
In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, "I see London, I see France..."
Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps. Play the tuba for change.
Ask the our beard.
In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, "I see London, I see France..."
Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps.
Play the tuba for change.
Ask the Hammond organ dealer if he can play "Jesus Built My Hotrod".
Record belches on electronic sampling keyboards, and perform gastric versions of Jingle Bells for admiring onlookers.
Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will "give you a really wicked buzz".
Ask the personnel at Pier 1 Imports whether they have "any giant crap made out of straw".
"Toast" plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display.
Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.
Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it.
Change every tv in the electronics department to a station showing "Saved by the Bell". Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream if anyone tries to switch channels on one of the sets.
Hang out in the waterbed section of the furniture department wearing a Navy uniform. Occasionally run around in circles yelling "scratch one flattop!"
Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leakproof".
"Play" the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises.
Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down. Pay for all your purchases with two-dollar bills to provoke arguments over whether they're real.
If it's Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on your lap.
Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say "Domino's."
Try on flea collars at the pet store while occasionally pausing to scratch yourself.
At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.
Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."
Buy a jawbreaker from the candy store. Return fifteen minutes later, fish it out of your mouth, and demand to know why it hasn't turned blue yet.
Blast a Kenny G demo in the CD store, and headbang while playing air guitar.
**One word ? STREAK!
**Sit with a group of friends in the middle of the mall, and have everyone stare up at the ceiling. Count the people walking by who start looking up, too.
**In department stores, turn on toys that randomly make noise, talk, croak, etc., and place them in inconspicuous, strategic locations.
**Randomly scatter handfuls of those caps that "pop!" when stepped on. Quite effective in indoor malls.
**Place one of those fake, plastic piles of dog-doo on the ground, in the middle of the mall where everyone walks. Sit nearby, and watch what happens ? you?ll never see anything this funny!!! Also most effective in indoor malls.
#6
Just don't confuse the nappy with a real one.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#7
Get one friend to dress as Wally (Or Waldo, if you must) then he goes into a dense area of people. You come out of a shop, look at the group from the above floor, shout 'OH SHIT I FOUND HIM' and run into the group of people screaming 'COME HERE YOU STRIPY BASTARD!'
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Get one friend to dress as Wally (Or Waldo, if you must) then he goes into a dense area of people. You come out of a shop, look at the group from the above floor, shout 'OH SHIT I FOUND HIM' and run into the group of people screaming 'COME HERE YOU STRIPY BASTARD!'

this would work.
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#9
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Hey pit

Me and my friends live in a town about an hour from halifax in nova scotia. We want to go to halifax for a day to film some "just for laughs" type pranks in some of the malls (where nobody knows us) we have already thought of putting some chocolate caramel eggs in clean diapers, planting them within mall garbage cans, then walking passed, picking out the diaper, and gobbling down the poopy chocolate caramel poop that lies inside


So Pit? what other pranks have u got?


Be carefull, you may pick the wrong diaper.
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De nada más

#10
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Strap a bomb to yourself and asplode it in the mall.


Is that a real bomb? - No, it's road flares...

buy alot of chocolate-covered bretzels, stick your hand up your ass, play around with said bretzels, SHARE!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
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Get To Da Choppa!
#11
Devise several maniacal/idiotic plots to try and dispose of the single mall cop
#12
A group of my friends and I walked around the mall in gillie suits and about a month ago we did it agian with snuggies


GO TO GAMESTOP AND ASK FOR BATTLE TOADS !!!!!


LOLZ WILL ENSURE
POST RAWK
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#13
sometimes when I'm feeling REALLY crazy, I go into a store.

And then............


I buy something.

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Play until she breaks up with you.

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You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


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#14
Crap in the urinals in the bathrooms.

The custodians will hate you though.
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#15
Step 1: Get Stick Stickly by Attack Attack! on a friends Ipod Touch.
Step 2: Go to elevator and hide some of those inflatable guitar things they give out at carnival games in your pocket.
Step 3: Ride the elevator a few times.
Step 4: Out of nowhere, When the doors shut, blast Attack Attack and start doing the crabcore thing.
Step 5: Act normal when doors open.
Step 6: Repeat as neccessary.

The song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg
#16
grow up and stop being 13

shadowEDIT:

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grow up and stop being 13


I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling.
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grow up and stop being 13



Just b/c we're in '10 doesn't mean '09ers get to be pricks.
I've gotten a lot of LOLs in my time but I choose not to sig them to not look like a pretentious douchebag





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Get one friend to dress as Wally (Or Waldo, if you must) then he goes into a dense area of people. You come out of a shop, look at the group from the above floor, shout 'OH SHIT I FOUND HIM' and run into the group of people screaming 'COME HERE YOU STRIPY BASTARD!'

do this!
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#20
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Just b/c we're in '10 doesn't mean '09ers get to be pricks.




bow down before the almighty '08'er




only a 13 year old would actually get their panties all twisted up over my post. hm....
I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling.
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#21
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Devise several maniacal/idiotic plots to try and dispose of the single mall cop


Sounds like the making of a terrible, terrible movie... oh, wait.
#22
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Just b/c we're in '10 doesn't mean '09ers get to be pricks.

You know what you're talking about, only a REAL prick wouldn't find it amusing to make the lives of total strangers in entry-level jobs miserable by filming "Jackass" wannabe crap.

TS: It's not cool or funny to screw with random strangers. It just makes you look like a tool.
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