I remember a comedian talking about Smokey The Bear, and then "Smacky The Frog". I remember one line in particular about frogs, something along the lines of "I would like to catch you, frog, and then put you in a jar with a stick and a leaf to recreate your natural habitat." For some reason, I think of Mitch Hedburg when I think of it, but I don't think it was him; doesn't anybody know what comedian this was?
You're right, its Mitch Hedburg.
It's not Mitch Hedburg. It's Mitch Hedberg.
When i type "smacky the frog joke" into google it says the the greatest comedian of all time !
Seriously. 10 seconds would have showed you the answer. Mitch Hedberg.
Sorry everybody; I had tried searching it on Youtube, thinking that there would be a video for it, but nothing came up. Thanks to those of you who were polite about it.