#1
So, i wonder what he was doing when this happened?
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#3
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He was reading the previous thread about it.

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#6
He probably just tripped.

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#7
A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a meat grinder.


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#8
Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused, so they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.


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#11
He was having an erection, dur.
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#14
A man with a penis?!

NO WAY.
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#15
this thread seems to have aroused some sarcastic comments
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#18
Wouldent it have been easier to give him a blood thinner so it could more easilly escape his inflated dick? Seriously give him a few shots of hard liqueur and walla! one free dingdong.
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#23
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Wouldent it have been easier to give him a blood thinner so it could more easilly escape his inflated dick? Seriously give him a few shots of hard liqueur and walla! one free dingdong.
A blood thinner wouldn't cause you to lose an erection, because to my knowledge your blood doesn't get thicker when aroused. It just goes to the penis instead of other places.

Of course I could be wrong.
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#24
he was probably trying to cyber after seeing Ted Stevens speech about net neutrality
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#25
"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting."

meeeoowww

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#26
Wow they had to cut through the pipe? I bet it was rock hard! (and I'm not talking about the pipe)
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#27
maybe he was looking for the searchbar
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#28
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#29
imagine explaining it haha

im sick of you guys talking about me it was an accident okay i slipped on a esky lid and my dick got arroused and landed in a pole.... i swear just an acccident
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#31
a man? a penis? and a steel pipe?

...sounds entertaining
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