#1
Ok so goin to a bar on a few minutes and I need some tips on how to get some lol
Any advice would help
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#3
You go up to the counter and ask nicely for some drinks... and then you get some. Was it that fucking hard?
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#4
Stop asking an off-topic forum for real world advice?
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#5
if you don't know how to have fun at a bar, don't go
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#6
Simple, do what everyone who uses terms like "get some" does.

Step 1: Go to bar

Step 2: Get blind drunk

Step 3: Go home

Step 4: Call your friend the next day and lie to them about the hot chick you like totally nailed.

Step 5: Listen to their lies about the hot chick they like totally nailed

Step 6: Cry over breakfast when you realize your life is a lie

Step 7: Exchange a knowing look with your co liars at the bar the next evening

Step 8: see Step 2.
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#7
Stare directly at boobs.
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#8
dress nicely, don't be ugly, say things that make people laugh, and lower your standards.
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#9
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that my friend is the key to any bar successes
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#11
it's just like fishing
whip it out and wait for a bite
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#12
Step 1. un-zip pants

Step 2. place your wang over your wrist

Step 3. ask a girl to read your watch for you

Step 4. tell her its one d!ck past your first pubes

Lolz will ensure
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#14
If you came to the pit for advice on how to get some from a chick at a bar, you should probably just stay at home and troll the forums because you're not going to get any no matter how hard you try.
#15
Be generous, with everything.
And if you do 'get some', take some safety measures, such as condom and checking if vagina is present.