#1
Those crazy germans. First they start WW2 now this.
How drunk can you get to want to tear off your friends balls?
read and discuss, I am waiting for your puns.


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/992245/drunk-man-tore-testicles-off-friend
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#3
This really gives new meaning to the phrase "busting a nut."
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#4
Well, that sucks balls.
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#6
Those Germans are nuts!
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#10
when Germans get mad,they get ballistic
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#14
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Bet he was bawling-out crying after that.


He had enough balls to walk home first.
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#17
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How the hell do you people keep finding these things? I find out about more weird crap on the forums here than I do in real life.



I am sorry to say I spend a lot of time on the internet, Then I like to inform the pit monkeys about these news articles.
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#18
because we have absolutely nothing to do
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#19
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How the hell do you people keep finding these things? I find out about more weird crap on the forums here than I do in real life.

+1

i ask myself this question all the time on here. i don't think we're ever going to find out haha
#20
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Balls. Lol.

Oh wait...That wasn't funny, or a pun.

Made me laugh the most.
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#24
I can't believe the victim was still man enough to walk 2 km home that late
#25
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Maybe he shouldn't have been so teste with him.

by far the best reply so far
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#26
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Because with so many forum members, all cool stuff is posted here.

And these guys really had a tearible friendship.



This incident tore them apart.

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#29
At least he had the balls to walk home..............................Oh wait, nevermind.
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#35
Sounds like he got RIPPED off! Ololololol.
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#36
"The victim then walked for 2km back to his home where his mother called an ambulance."


He walked 2km after having his balls ripped off? Damn.
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#37
The accused allegedly unbuttoned the victim's trousers and began fondling his genitals and became enraged when the man showed no response


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#38
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I can imagine the friend trying to apologise:
"Sorry, man. I got a bit drunk and decided touch your balls. Next thing I know, I ripped them off and threw them on the roof."
Ackward...

EDIT: What happened to his balls?


They moved to Hollywood and latched onto Tom Cruise after seeing War of the Worlds.
#39
I heard he wanted to get revenge... but didn't have the balls to do it.
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#40
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They moved to Hollywood and latched onto Tom Cruise after seeing War of the Worlds.

I agree with your post so much that my neck hurts from nodding. Well done KTFM.