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#1
This thread stems from part of the thread about Vegans where the conversation somehow changed to talking about hippos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWgB1hyOHWc

I found this on Youtube. Needless to say, that is totally awesome. If I could afford to keep and animal as such a unique pet, I would. So my vote goes to the African Hippo.

So Pit, if you could keep any awesome animal as a loyal pet, which one would you choose?
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#3
Anybody can get past a dog but nobody ****s with a lion!
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#4
Definitely a gerbil.
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#5
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You have a pet human?

Shit dude, that is ****ing amazing.
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#7
a ****ing giraffe AND a ****ing rhino

EDIT: also the james hetfields are badass
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#9
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ive always found sugar gliders pretty badass



Cuteness and Awesomeness levels are both easily over 9000 for this thing. So far this is my pick.
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#10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IqK-pIuSLs

I've just found this on the related videos. The beast has come from Hell and plans to destruct humankind by drinking every single drip of milk available.

EDITED:

My cousin has a sugar glider. It looks cool, but it's sleeping all the time
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#11
I have a fat cat named Dre after Dr. Dre. I get him high and feed him chips. He pretty much like addicted to chips. He could be sleeping in the other room and you open a bag of chips he'll come running in begging for chips. that's bad ass lol
#13
I would LOVE a meerkat. Shame that you need to provide a large enclosure, buy them in families to avoid loneliness, and buy licences which cost several grand.

EDIT: Just look at how awesome it is

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Mine wins.
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#18
I want a tapir. They look like the awkward love child of and antelope and an elephant!


I would name it Drowzee.
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#21


Only a matter of time before this shows up.
But really, hippos are pretty badass.
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#25
a pigmy elephant.
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#26
Look at this beautiful fucking cat. She is badass. She sits around being fucking awesome all of the time.

#27
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They're just a variant of brine shrimp, and look like , except you have to squint to see them while they grow, because they start off as tiny sperm-like dots swimming around.

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#33
A lion.

Anybody can get past a dog. But NOBODY ****s with a lion.
NO ONE EVER READS MY POSTS.
#34
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ive always found sugar gliders pretty badass


My buddy breeds them.
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#35
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Look at this beautiful fucking cat. She is badass. She sits around being fucking awesome all of the time.



MY dog will eat your cat .

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#37
My family had a pet cougar back when i was a wee little lad.
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#39
i think a hippo takes the win on this considering theyre actually classified as probably the most vicious and deadliest animal on earth.

the one in TS posted video probably isnt as vicious though because it was adopted when it was like a day old, so that makes it pretty domesticated.
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