#1
So, I had this dream a couple years back.


In the dream, I was a girl. I was a princess... The whole thing was set in a really medieval setting.

Well, there was this rich Prince guy who came into the town looking for a wife.

Apparently, he really liked me.


Guess who the Prince was?!?!?!?

Brad Paisley.

Guy's hawt...


Anyways... the wedding was planned out and everything and I was talking to another girl who was helping there and then we got to talking about consummating the marriage...

Then I remembered (Aw ****! Wait! I'm a guy!).

I was a girl but then I knew for a fact that I was actually a guy in the dream...


The dream never finished and stopped soon thereafter.




gayest dream I've had.
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Once, I dreamed that I was in the Pit, and some guy posted about how he and his friends masturbated together after watching some movie about magicians
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#6
TS, what the hell is up with your dreams dude?

EDIT: and your willingness to share any oddities (?) with the Pit for that matter
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+1. I rarely remember mine though.
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#10
Tut tut. What would Dr Freud say?
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#11
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I once dreamed I was a French maid and my boss was having sex with me. I was kinda chubby in my dream though.

Edit: I mean... TS that's freaking weird,what's wrong with you man?


Lol, you sir are epic.

Maybe Americans DO understand irony? :P

Tbh all those people posting WTF THREAD STARTER - is because they've had similar dreams and are despretly trying to seperate themselves :P
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#12
I once had a dream where I finally got a girlfriend.

As I walked through the hallways of school my friends starting singing Shiksa by Say Anything, until the entire school joined in.


My "girlfriend" never showed up


and is it gay if I say the threadstarter is hot? Which he is
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#13
Someone has repressed sexual desires.
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#14
I once dreamed that *explicit profanity filtered* AND IT WENT EVERYWHERE!
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#15
Don't think I've ever had a gay dream

oh and by the way, momentosis, I your avatar.
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#16
why is momentosis being so weird?
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#17
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Lol, you sir are epic.

Maybe Americans DO understand irony? :P

Tbh all those people posting WTF THREAD STARTER - is because they've had similar dreams and are despretly trying to seperate themselves :P


Not me, I'm manly man, and I only do manly things. Like putting my penis in vagina, and football, and wrestling, and watching those young wrestlers roll around on the matt, so beautiful and to see their skin tight singlets. But yeah I'm into manly things.
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#18
Pretty weird momentosis has been, lately.
and why so much spacing!?!?
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#19
Gayest Dream I've had was when some sort of Cow people monsters invaded Earth and I had to fight them off. I had to beat them using pokemon cards, battle started with pokemon and ended with Yu-Gi-Oh! Why was it gay? The cow people monsters were naked and when they ran after me their penis's flopped


Another gay one: I was having sex with a really hot girl, seconds later a hot air Balloon pops out of no-where and the girls head turns around. Next thing I know the girl i was having sex with looked just like me. You can call it gay, but I sure do give myself good sex
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#20
This was like, the second dream where I've been a girl.


I've only had two.


The other dream I was some secret agent spy sorta person like James Bond and I was a lesbian and I liked my partner who was a girl as well.


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#22
Actually this happened last night. I had a dream I sucked this gay guy's (that goes to my school) dick. Not to brag or anything but I can go pretty deep.
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#23
I had a dream once where I watched as an observer as my body ****ed a girl who had cut her own head off after failing to find the courage to shoot herself, then I violently splooged everywhere and valiantly tried to clean up the mess before my parents came home...

I wish I could be so lucky as to have lesbian dreams.
#24
I hooked up with Chris Colfer (Kurt on Glee) and it was awesome and I not ashamed or uncomfortable about this. He's damn fine.
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#26
I had a dream that I was making out with a guy and he put his tongue so far into my mouth that it made me gag.
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#27
Dude I never remember my dreams...

The last one i can remember was when I was like 10
I dreamt I was mega man or something like him and I was in the woods... or the first level of zelda: ocarina of time I don't remember.......
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#29
I don't have gay dreams. I'm not bi-curious so I don't have thoughts and/or dreams where I cross-dress and hook up with guys.
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This was like, the second dream where I've been a girl.


I've only had two.


The other dream I was some secret agent spy sorta person like James Bond and I was a lesbian and I liked my partner who was a girl as well.



too much yuri...
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#33
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too much yuri...


It's the only other time where I've been a girl though.
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#35
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Sorry Momentosis, I have a penis in all my dreams.


That means your dreams can't be gay?
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#36
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Sorry Momentosis, I have a penis in all my dreams.

I'd say that would make your dreams extra gay. At least Momie was a girl.
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#37
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That means your dreams can't be gay?

I meant that I was never a girl in my dreams.

Gay dreams, I'll pass.

>_>
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