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What do you think is the funniest name ever?

I heard there's a guy in Texas called Rich Whiteman.
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#2
That's funny?
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#4
Isn't there a hockey player or something called Randy Bumgardner?
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#6
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#7
My mate knows a middle aged engineer at his work called Gordon Bennett. No shit.
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#9
on failblog.org there was this one guy called mike litoris that was pretty amusing imo
#11
The headmaster in the comp I went to was called Michael Hunt, lived up to his name most of the time too
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#14
Well, its not one name, but my friends ex was called Craig, and his brother was called David. and when they got called down for dinner, it was like "CRAIG DAVID, COME DOWN FOR YOUR DINNER"
But i have to say Fifi Trixibell has to be the worst one i've heard. I feel sorry for that girl...
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#15
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He attacked a trend of giving children bizarre names, citing several examples.
Officials had blocked Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed.


EDIT-I first read it as "Keenan Got Lucky", now I'm dissapointed.
Last edited by genghisgandhi at Jan 9, 2010,
#16
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That's funny?


Are you this big of a douche in real life or is it just behind anonymity?

Seriously...
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#17
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#18
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:Are you this big of a douche in real life or is it just behind anonymity?

Seriously...

You thought that was funny? If I'm ever in a situation where I am not allowed to laugh, I'm gonna think of that post. All humor will be erased from my mind.
EDIT-
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1167869
Considering you made this thread, I wouldn't trust you on things pertaining to humor.
Last edited by genghisgandhi at Jan 9, 2010,
#20
Smell ya later!
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#22
New Zealand does not allow names that would cause offence or that are longer than 100 characters, Registrar-General Brian Clarke said.

#23
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Bob Loblaw


ffffuuu- I was gonna say that
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#25
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Well, its not one name, but my friends ex was called Craig, and his brother was called David. and when they got called down for dinner, it was like "CRAIG DAVID, COME DOWN FOR YOUR DINNER"


rofl.
CRAIG DAVID! Comin' to the pub?
last.fm
"If I could prove by logic that you would die in five minutes, I should be sorry you were going to die, but my sorrow would be very much mitigated by pleasure in the proof."
G.H. Hardy
#26
Quote by genghisgandhi
You thought that was funny? If I'm ever in a situation where I am not allowed to laugh, I'm gonna think of that post. All humor will be erased from my mind.
EDIT-
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1167869
Considering you made this thread, I wouldn't trust you on things pertaining to humor.


Good for you I suppose
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#27
Mike oxlong
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blues_to_thrash, you are the master of epic lulz



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#29
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ffffuuu- I was gonna say that
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Bob loblaw no habla Espanol

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#31
Dick trickle



Quote by Fucking loads of people who were appeasing me in order for me to write
blues_to_thrash, you are the master of epic lulz



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#37
George Bush, possibly THE most joke of a name ever

Every time he talks i laugh so hard that i cry
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