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#1
Look at it.



It had a leaflet. It says it is an 'R'n'B Hippo.

Wat.

Also, how do you explain this?

wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#4
He's pulling up his pants.
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#8
My sister brought about a dozen of them back when she went to visit the Czech Republic and Germany. They're pretty much awesome.
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#10
Quote by Venice King
How old are you? 8?


LOL, it was at my work (a shop, obviously). The wrapper was coming off. It was fine, but we're not legally allowed to sell it like that so I called dibs for the nostalgia and the magalulz.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#14
I bet his pants are like that cuz he got butt raped...

>.>

<.<

What someone had to say it eventually
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#15
Quote by el-ECTRO
LOL, it was at my work (a shop, obviously). The wrapper was coming off. It was fine, but we're not legally allowed to sell it like that so I called dibs for the nostalgia and the magalulz.

Oh...well do you atleast know any 8 year olds on the internet?

I feel bad because I will genuinly go buy one of those tomorrow.

EDIT: For the taste, the cool hippo is just a bonus.

2nd EDIT: I will go buy a kinder egg thingy tomorrow NOT an 8 year old.
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#18
Quote by Venice King
How old are you? 8?

I'm 25 and i still buy Kinder Eggs, infact they're the highligh of my week most weeks..
I agree with MightyAl though the toys are now crap and 80% pre-built, whats the fun in that?
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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#19
Quote by Ylasto
is that hippo grabbing his own ass?

And appears to be performing a one handed goatse.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#21
Quote by freedoms_stain
Not a scratch on the Teeny Terapins.

None of you cunts will remember them and I'll feel old

I remember them, i had all but 1 then my mate went and bought some display case with them all already in it... defeats the point of collecting them all if ya ask me.
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

Quote by CliffIsAngry
I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#22
Ahh i remember kinder surprises. They're not what they used to be nowadays, half of the fun of the toy was putting it together but now they're already made
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#23
Quote by Minkaro
That's only if you get the hippo though. You could end up with the jazz cat.

Note: Jazz cat may not actually exist.


available toys are:

Pop hippo, hiphop hippo, ballet hippo, jury hippo, love song hippo, disco hippo, rock hippo, breakdance hippo and R'n'B hippo (the one I have).

I am curious about jury hippo too.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#25
Quote by Minkaro
That's only if you get the hippo though. You could end up with the jazz cat.

Note: Jazz cat may not actually exist.


Win/win.
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#26
Quote by freedoms_stain
Not a scratch on the Teeny Terapins.

None of you cunts will remember them and I'll feel old


I remember! The hand-painted ones?
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#27
Quote by Minkaro
Isn't that just Beth Ditto?


The picture of pop hippo kinda looks like a gay hippo version of Michael Jackson on the leaflet.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#31
Quote by alkalineweeman
I'm 25 and i still buy Kinder Eggs, infact they're the highligh of my week most weeks..
I agree with MightyAl though the toys are now crap and 80% pre-built, whats the fun in that?

I used to get them at lunchtime and build them in physics. Because frankly Mr Guidi just wasn't that interesting.
#32
I remember the Teeny Terapins! We had loads of them but most were the same.

I remember breaking the one coming out of the egg
#33
Quote by psyks
It's the hiphopotamus!

13 whole posts for that? I'm disappoint, pit.


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#34
Quote by Kurt-Corgan
Funny thing is they were made by the Kinder Egg company.

EDIT: I just failed hard.



I want these now
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#35
Apparently on Lemmy's rider he has Kinder Eggs, they've got to be bought seperately though so the toy is more likely to be different.
#36
Quote by el-ECTRO
I want these now


Haha the nostalgia in this thread

I think I had all of them except the 2nd and 3rd.
#37
apparently this is some euro thing? I've never heard of kinder eggs...
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#38
Quote by maggot9779
Haha the nostalgia in this thread

I think I had all of them except the 2nd and 3rd.


I've never had one of those It makes me want one, I've never even seen them before O.o

EDIT: where do you live? ^ I've heard that in some parts of the USA they were banned for being a 'choking hazard', what the **** America.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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Last edited by el-ECTRO at Jan 9, 2010,
#39
Think of the children.

They'll be poorly educated. Hippos cannot pat their own asses.
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#40
Kinder Eggs...?
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