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#1
I recently discovered that the scum that is Kerry, was born and brought up about 2 miles from where I live. Not surprising really, it's a shithole.

Anyway I was just wonderin how you would classify her body. She's definately not thin, but I wouldn't really say she was fat. Is there a name for such a weight category?
When she was an ickle kitten:


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#2
I have no clue who you're talking about. Pics?
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#3
I like her.
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#5
Iceland type.

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#8
Iceland type.

EDIT: Aww I was very slow
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What?
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#14
Every time I see her in the papers, she's either thinner or fatter. She's weird.
#16
Surely there's a word more flattering than chubby which describes her?

BTW The reason for my curiousity is I'm friends with someone of a similar stature so I want something that ideally isn't offensive.
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BTW The reason for my curiousity is I'm friends with someone of a similar stature so I want something that ideally isn't offensive.


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#19
Her weight is yo-yo like. However, back in her 'glory' days, she was attractive I thought. Now, she's the promotional poster for "How to be a chavtastic mum" and damn right disgusting. I'd call her average?

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#20
God damn this woman annoys me. How can people keep on voting for that to be mum of the year?
#21
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Every time I see her in the papers, she's either thinner or fatter. She's weird.

Why do you buy papers with Kerry Katona in them? I thought better of you, CTB.
#22
Quote by d3adh3adch3mist
Surely there's a word more flattering than chubby which describes her?

BTW The reason for my curiousity is I'm friends with someone of a similar stature so I want something that ideally isn't offensive.

I don't really find the word "chubby" to be offensive, but women are so damn sensitive.

"Voluptuous?" "Full-figured?"
#23
I wonder what Frankie Boyle would class her as
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God damn this woman annoys me. How can people keep on voting for that to be mum of the year?


Apparently no-one can think of any other famous women with children, apart from her and Jordan...
#27
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Why do you buy papers with Kerry Katona in them? I thought better of you, CTB.
Dad buys them. Shhh. Plus they have Page 3.
#28
Quote by d3adh3adch3mist
I recently discovered that the scum that is Kerry, was born and brought up about 2 miles from where I live. Not surprising really, it's a shithole.

Why do you hate her so much? Have you ever met her?

Or are you one of these people who believes every explosive opinion shoved on you by tabloids who make their money precisely by doing that?
#30
In the first picture, I would say she is normal, just with humongous bewbage. Second picture, highly chubby.
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#31
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Why do you hate her so much? Have you ever met her?

Or are you one of these people who believes every explosive opinion shoved on you by tabloids who make their money precisely by doing that?

I think he believes the tabloid stories that she's an easy ride, and is pissed that he hasn't got any from her.
#33
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I think he believes the tabloid stories that she's an easy ride, and is pissed that he hasn't got any from her.

She epitomizes celebrity culture, which I hate. Plus smoking and drinking whilst pregnant isn't exactly something that I agree with.



...and I didn't get any poontang from her
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#34
Quote by d3adh3adch3mist
She epitomizes celebrity culture, which I hate.


Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Do you think she chooses to have people follow 24/7 waiting for a picture than can show that she is "out of control"?

I'm sure if any of us were followed 24/7 you could make it look like we are living a terrible lifestlye.
#36
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Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Do you think she chooses to have people follow 24/7 waiting for a picture than can show that she is "out of control"?

I'm sure if any of us were followed 24/7 you could make it look like we are living a terrible lifestlye.

If not for the players, there would be no game.

And yeah, she probably loves being tabloid famous. Most half-celebrities love the attention.
#37
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After Googling (because I have no idea who the hell she is), I'd say she would be classified as chubby.

There was a whole thread dedicated to women of that body shape. Alas, 'tis gone now.

Well since you already put in the google effort who the fuck is she?
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#38
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There's websites dedicated to page 3, use them instead.
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#39
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Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Do you think she chooses to have people follow 24/7 waiting for a picture than can show that she is "out of control"?

I'm sure if any of us were followed 24/7 you could make it look like we are living a terrible lifestlye.


True. Maybe I shouldn't have said "scum". Nevertheless she's not bringing anything worthwhile to the world, and in my opinion doesn't deserve the right to have kids.
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#40
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If not for the players, there would be no game.

And yeah, she probably loves being tabloid famous. Most half-celebrities love the attention.

If not for the buyers of the "newspapers", there would be no game.

Supply and demand.
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