I think my baby brother will one day be a vocalist for a very evil death metal band

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#1
I was playin my guitar and he walked in and I was like"sing a song," and he proceeds to sing this song.


You crosss the bridge
smash your head
Optomus prime eats your brain
Spider man tears off your arms
And you scream and scream but no one helps you.

I was like


I think he may be part Norwegian
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I was in a massive moth war two winters ago. 34 moths killed, and we only lost one man. Goddamn artillery.
#3
Get me his autograph!!!
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#6
that

is

metal
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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#8


Kvlt

My little 4 year old brother has sang some funny shit too.

Little kids, oh how ****ed up they can be, without even realizing it.
#13
Two requirements on behalf of the pit:

1) Age of child
2)Video.
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#14
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How old is this guy?



He just recently turned five...I don't know why I call him my baby brother I just do.

That or the young'n
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I was in a massive moth war two winters ago. 34 moths killed, and we only lost one man. Goddamn artillery.
#16
Now he's going to pretend he's satanic and/or atheist, then join typical hate bandwagons and pretend to be a nonconformist but in reality is conforming with the average internet teen.
#17
It's weird cuz other times I've been playin guitar and he'll come and sing, and has a very good understanding of timing and rhythm, and some times he even rhymes.
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I was in a massive moth war two winters ago. 34 moths killed, and we only lost one man. Goddamn artillery.
#19
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It's weird cuz other times I've been playin guitar and he'll come and sing, and has a very good understanding of timing and rhythm, and some times he even rhymes.



It was made to be, ts.
#20




ALMOST, a lulstack, but no video, so that hole stays emtpy.
"You have brains in your head,
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
any direction you choose,
You're on your own,
And you know what you know,
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."

- Dr. Seuss
#21
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ALMOST, a lulstack, but no video, so that hole stays emtpy.

Nice avatar, BRO.
LARGE TEXT
#22
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Now he's going to pretend he's satanic and/or atheist, then join typical hate bandwagons and pretend to be a nonconformist but in reality is conforming with the average internet teen.



It's weird, the mainstream now is what a few years back was the underground,

and the under ground/not mainstream is almost non existent.


It's sad really...most people in my hometown any only listen to certain kinds of music and dress a certain way. so they can fit into a crowd like the Hardcore/scene people, or the stoners who go on and on about how much they love *insert random psychedelic band here*, or my least favorite the wannabe thugs.
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I was in a massive moth war two winters ago. 34 moths killed, and we only lost one man. Goddamn artillery.
Last edited by The bong guy at Jan 9, 2010,
#23
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#24
br00talz
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#25
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#27
Your brother is tr00.
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whispering your name
twice the encouragement
of the real you
#28
I wish I had a webcam or a mic for my computer.

All I can do is make soundless videos with my shitty digital camara.
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I was in a massive moth war two winters ago. 34 moths killed, and we only lost one man. Goddamn artillery.
#30
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Was this improv or had you told him to do it beforehand?

.


At first he me told to sing a song but I told him I would play guitar and he could sing and tada.


All the sings he sings are soooo delightfully evil.
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I was in a massive moth war two winters ago. 34 moths killed, and we only lost one man. Goddamn artillery.
Last edited by The bong guy at Jan 9, 2010,
#32
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There is something wrong with that child.



It's most likely my fault cuz when he was a wee one I used to play all my favorite music for him.

When he was like one year old his favorite bands were Korn, Lamb of God, and Meshugga.

Any time I played songs by these bands or similar bands he would grin and dance.
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I was in a massive moth war two winters ago. 34 moths killed, and we only lost one man. Goddamn artillery.
#33
intense
Lets jump in a pool


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#34
Haha, I remember when my brother used to listen to Guns N Roses, before moving on to high school musical
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#35
thats awesome.

Kinda like how I think my autistic 5 year-old cousin will grow up to be a death metal drummer. He's got the speed and double kicks going pretty well if you ask me
#37
I laughed at the bridge.
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#40
I also taught him how to mosh and head bang.


The little dickens.
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I was in a massive moth war two winters ago. 34 moths killed, and we only lost one man. Goddamn artillery.
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