#2
I really doesn't bother me

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#4
Good women should do #5 on their own, and all my exes happen to be friends with each other as weird as it is. Ive always wondered if they're just planning something like John Tucker Must Die
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#7
i dont get #5
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#8
#10. Keep our hair long
Trust us, short hair is cute, fun, and just as feminine as back-length hair. Just look at Halle Berry, Audrey Tautou and Keira Knightley, circa 2005. It's not as if we're going to shave it off or sport one of Rihanna's hairstyles, but even if we did, we hope you'd find us just as attractive..


Bitches be crazy.

The rest is just plain obvious.
#9
Was pretty meh. Didn't make me angry but i thought it was stupid all the same.
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#11
so ummm can anyone explain 5? they want people on the inty to know there in a relationship? wtf?
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#12
I'm pretty sure that number 9 is something that they just made up. I have never once even thought of asking a girlfriend to keep up with my shows. They're my shows, I don't expect her to watch them.
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#13
Whats the problem with occasionally asking your girl to make you a sandwich? SPOILER: Sometimes partners make lunch for eachother, relationships are give and take. And whats more: doing your partner a favour feels good.

This article feels like it was written by a very bitter woman, whose insecure about her freedom and therefore feels she must constantly assert it. A bitch for short
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#14
I agree with all of them except for the loosing weight part. If you're healthy fine, but if you're overweight/unhealthy, I would motivate them to loose weight/get in shape. Of course, I would never date a "fatty" in the first place because I am shallow..and quite skinny myself, and it's just no fun when you can;t pick your girlfriend up.