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#1
List things you cannot resist, while being realistic (Ex. I obviously couldn't resist a night with Jamie Lynn Sigler, but I don't think I'll ever have that offered to me).

I'll start. I don't think of myself as a terribly unhealthy eater. I generally don't eat fast food unless I'm out with friends and I absolutely cannot afford something better. However I simply cannot ever resist a well-priced Pizza buffet.
#3
Sleep.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#8
goldfish crackers.... simply irresistible
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This ought to shut you up




I now have a lolstack, therefore I shall stop my rampage!
#16
Bacon.

If there were seven automated minigun turrets all trained on a plate of bacon, I would still go up and grab some bacon.
#20
Gas
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I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#21
Taco Bell
guitar magazines
guitars
pretty ladies
sex with pretty ladies
Cracker Barrel
A nice jog
good music
The Simpsons
M*A*S*H
meh, I think I'm gonna stop. That's more than enough.
#24
bewbs
Guitar/bass/mandolin stuff:
PRS SE Custom 24
PRS SE Paul Allender
Martin DCX1E
Squire Start
Memphis Bass
Johnson Savannah mando

Amp/effects/misc:
Digitech RP1000
Line 6 Spider Valve 212
Toneport Studio KB37


check out my last.fm!
#25
Playing bass.

Seriously: I was watching a band play, and I was right up at the stage and when the bassist/singer was talking into the mike in between songs I reached up and drunkenly started hitting the strings on his bass ("Ah, I know what to do with those things!" was my line of thought ) Took him a while to notice, but was cool about it when he did
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even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
Last edited by 23dannybhoy23 at Jan 10, 2010,
#27
sex and peanut butter crunch

simply irresistible no matter how much it cuts the roof of my mouth
Like a leaf clings to a tree
Baby please cling to me
We're creatures of the wind...

Wild is the wind
#28
a cigarette after a nice jog. Or a bowl pack after a long day at shitty community college.
Nikolas
#31
Singing the beginning of Immigrant Song when it comes on the radio
#32
popcorn.
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#33
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a cigarette after a nice jog. Or a bowl pack after a long day at shitty community college.

What?
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#34
volcano tacos from taco bell
Man vs. Wild
The Rolling Stones
Mexican food
college sports
guitar magazines
the smell of coffee


black guys
Gear:
G&L Legacy
Fender Champ 600



SKYNYRD!
#35
-any type of Jones soda
-singing along whilst playing air guitar to the sax solo followed by the guitar solo in Money - Pink Floyd
-The biscuits at Red Lobster
-The acoustic room at any guitar shop
-When finished playing a guitar at said shop, hitting a harmonic and setting it down while its ringing out.
#36
Quote by Guitarfreak777
-When finished playing a guitar at said shop, hitting a harmonic and setting it down while its ringing out.


Haha I do this all the time
#38
Masturbation, talking about Canadian politics (i've done this while having sex before, talk about combining passions) and a good microbrewed beer.
I shot JR

Oh Canada Our Home and Native Land
#39
Quote by Drmckool
Masturbation, talking about Canadian politics (i've done this while having sex before, talk about combining passions) and a good microbrewed beer.



It's times like this where I wish I knew how to make srs face.
#40
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It's times like this where I wish I knew how to make srs face.

Have you recently had botox?
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
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