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So the worlds first sex robot, I am not sure if i approve of this, But hey who am I to judge.

here is the link
read and discuss and I am waiting for your puns if you have any.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=992547
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Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks, when planes crashed into the World Trade Center in New York City, the Pentagon and an empty field in Pennsylvania.

"I had a friend who passed away in 9/11," Hines said. "I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality, and that became the foundation for Roxxxy True Companion.

Oh dear.
#6
This is disgusting. Especially that it was "concieved" 9/11. It's like the poor nerd who sat in his basement with a science fair robot jerking squirrels to the swimsuit edition grew up and went to college, but never quite got it right. You cant replace a woman's soft touch with a jell squirting robot orface. Its like the matrix. Ugh.

I wonder if its fun.
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#9
Awesome

If it didn't look so damned ugly I might get one. Perhaps I'll just get a paper bag with it as well. In fact, they should include that
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#11
rofl i hope she doesn't keep that same face and i wonder what she sounds like when she "climaxes" lol
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i'm going to get one for my Crandfather...



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Wonder when they'll come out with the non-butterface model.
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#18
if you have enough cash to spend 7 grand on a sex toy, you shouldn't have any trouble finding a shallow girl to sleep with.
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His crandfather?!

Really, though, hilarious article. Life just keeps giving to those who can't get any.
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#20
"She's a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person."


So I'm going to get one because she won't stop loving me.
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Awesome

If it didn't look so damned ugly I might get one. Perhaps I'll just get a paper bag with it as well. In fact, they should include that
But that would cover up one of the 'three inputs' that they mentioned!
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So I'm going to get one because she won't stop loving me.

Until Skynet takes over and she kills you in the middle of a "session"
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Until Skynet takes over and she kills you in the middle of a "session"


I can just imagine blowing a load on her face, wiping it away, and revealing this.

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I can just imagine blowing a load on her face, wiping it away, and revealing this.

*terminator.jpg*



or it'd be like:

sex robot turns to terminator

*blows load on its face*

"You are terminated"

...then it explodes...you know...because semen is corrosive to terminators.
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sex robot Roxxxy, who comes with multiple personalities
Why would they make the sex robot a crazy bitch?
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I wonder if in the future anyone will ever legally marry one. I know people have married inanimate objects before (including a guitar), so a not-so-inanimate... thing... that talks to you seems plausible.

I can just imagine it being half the price and twice as realistic in a little over 5 years. *shudders at what the world is coming to*
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Aspiring partners can customise Roxxxy features, including race, hair colour and breast size. A male sex robot named Rocky is in development.


She is wirelessly linked to the internet for software updates, technical support and to send her man email messages.


Disturbing...

Only $7000-9000? Not a bad deal.... I mean.. Good god.... this is weird.

All jokes aside.. ewww

EDIT: They should add a sixth personality: Platonic Patty. She'll be the nicest personality ever, but if you make any sexual advances on her she auto-locks her goods. Call it a "chastity belt" feature.
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Is she self-lubricating?

Or will I have to give her my own oil change?
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#30
*Lights up a cig*

Damn I just got some robo pussy!
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Is she self-lubricating?

Or will I have to give her my own oil change?


Wow, win post.
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The guy really needs to get laid.


Well, now he's invented the means. There's no stopping the kid.
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The guy really needs to get laid.
I'm pretty sure he already is...
kill all humans
#39
meh..
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#40
I think its wrong and puts a stereotype on all robots


I'll buy two
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