#2
You've got to love the human mind. We could be inventing robots to do really useful things, but some scientist realised the 'awesomeness' of having a machine to put his wang into
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#3
Children, take note. In 40 years time, Roxxxy will be the Apple Macintosh of sex robots.
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Quote by melton100
WTF?!?

Why? Why not just go get a real lady?


For the answer to this take a look at the guy who created it.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#7
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#8
Think of the amount of prostitutes you could get with that kind of money!
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#10
Quote by melton100
WTF?!?

Why? Why not just go get a real lady?


Real women want things, fair enough £6000 seems like a lot to pay upfront, but you're going to save a hundred times that in the long run
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#11
Because some of us are very socially inept melton

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#14
I suppose if you got a male and female one you could set up your own robot porn company and make your money back. Imagine, "2 Robots fucking while talking about the War 9"... I'd watch it
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#15
Quote by faultyy
I suppose if you got a male and female one you could set up your own robot porn company and make your money back. Imagine, "2 Robots

Oh god, you could be onto something here. I'm sure there are people out there who would pay to see that...
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#16
Quote by entity0009
Oh god, you could be onto something here. I'm sure there are people out there who would pay to see that...


Lol, doing this would get TS his £5993. Then everyone would be happy. Especially people with robot fetishes.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#17
Quote by el-ECTRO
Lol, doing this would get TS his £5993. Then everyone would be happy. Especially people with robot fetishes.


But I need the £5993 up front... actually I need double that unless they have a buy one get one free offer. Tell you all what, I'm willing to sell 25% of my company for an investment of £12'000, I'l use the leftover £14 to buy alcohol for children
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#19
Quote by faultyy
But I need the £5993 up front... actually I need double that unless they have a buy one get one free offer. Tell you all what, I'm willing to sell 25% of my company for an investment of £12'000, I'l use the leftover £14 to buy alcohol for children


How about you get £10 and sell alcohol to children and make them pay you 10% of the cost of the alcohol. I'm guessing in about three days you would have the £12000, depending on which part of the country you live in.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#20
Quote by faultyy
But I need the £5993 up front... actually I need double that unless they have a buy one get one free offer. Tell you all what, I'm willing to sell 25% of my company for an investment of £12'000, I'l use the leftover £14 to buy alcohol for children


i'll donate the 14 pound.. only to give alcohol to children though nothing to do with the sex and robots !
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#21
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#22
Quote by faultyy
But I need the £5993 up front... actually I need double that unless they have a buy one get one free offer. Tell you all what, I'm willing to sell 25% of my company for an investment of £12'000, I'l use the leftover £14 to buy alcohol for children

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#23
Quote by el-ECTRO
How about you get £10 and sell alcohol to children and make them pay you 10% of the cost of the alcohol. I'm guessing in about three days you would have the £12000, depending on which part of the country you live in.


Hmm, kids are quite poor and alcohol isn't that addictive, maybe I should start with a £100 deal of heroin and sell any amount they can afford to lots of kids (I'm sure there used to be a primary and infants school near my house).

I'd wager the average kid gets about £2 pocket money a day, then after about 2 days they'll take up stealing to fund the habbit... My robot porn empire could be up and running by Friday at this rate.

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i'll donate the 14 pound.. only to give alcohol to children though nothing to do with the sex and robots !


Awesome, you can have 0.8% of the company or 3 free videos, your choice!

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#25
people were talking about this at college! it was in the metro, I crappy free paper you get on public transport.

But one thing.


Boxxxy... Roxxxy? lol
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#26
The thing that worries me isn't the ability to have sex with it (there's been similar non-robotic items around for that for a good while), but that it talks about things like football and cars.

In my mind, that's wasted money. Nobody's going to sit and talk to it. And if they do, it'll be to try out the AI for a few seconds before getting on with the sex.
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#27
Quote by Kilobyte
The thing that worries me isn't the ability to have sex with it (there's been similar non-robotic items around for that for a good while), but that it talks about things like football and cars.

In my mind, that's wasted money. Nobody's going to sit and talk to it. And if they do, it'll be to try out the AI for a few seconds before getting on with the sex.
Hello Dave, I heard your football team won a match yester-*penis in mouth*


If they build a wi-fi reciever and some text to speech software in to it, it would be awesome, you could have an arguement with Wikipedia while ****ing a big lump of latex... Sounds lke a good weekend in to me
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