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#81
Quote by MosesOnFire
I've done it a few time, but I wanted to start doing it more. I was prepared for it.


I kind of wanted to avoid asking her, if possible, because I really don't like talking during sex.

Oh well. I guess Kipister is right-if she wants it bad enough she should be better prepared for it.

While we're on the subject, she mentioned one time that the wetter she is the worse it smells. Is that true? Like the one of the first times I did it I almost threw up. And what about if I just came inside of her, would that make it worse? I'm just getting bored of doing the same thing all the time and I want to try some new stuff.


My missus doesn't taste bad at all really.
If you really want to.
Just shower first, have some fun in the shower.
My missus loves doing it after shower, so she is a bit more wet downstairs.
And it's fine after that, It's only bad if she's not cleaned too recently in my experience.
Also what she eats before changes the taste I hear. so try eating some sweet things for the night to come.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#82
Unless there is cheese on her snapper just go for it... rock in a little "Lullabies to Paralyze - QOTSA" or a little of NIN's "The Slip" and eat to the beat... You will learn to love it... Unless shes 400 pounds.
#84
Quote by Nameless742
My missus doesn't taste bad at all really.
If you really want to.
Just shower first, have some fun in the shower.
My missus loves doing it after shower, so she is a bit more wet downstairs.
And it's fine after that, It's only bad if she's not cleaned too recently in my experience.
Also what she eats before changes the taste I hear. so try eating some sweet things for the night to come.


Sweet things are the worst of all possible choices. Try fruit.
#85
Quote by Colohue
Sweet things are the worst of all possible choices. Try fruit.

Isn't most fruit supposed to be sweet?
#86
Quote by xbgeox
To All:

Whats your favorite music to have sex to?


either pinback or team sleep.

had sex to pinback the other night. it was on shuffle but over the course of the romp it played two different pinback songs. one of which was "loro" which is amaaaaazing for mood-setting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBIphb8Pp7Q
#DTWD
#87
MosesOnFire, i think the reason why she freaked out is because you tried eating her out after you had started having sex. I recommend trying it before there's any penetration as she'll probably feel a lot more comfortable with that rather than once you've been inside her and both your love juices have mixed in her meat sandwich.

Also the whole "haven't showered recently" thing can be part of it... remember, girls are very conscious about this stuff.

If the smell/taste makes you gag (i know i did the first time i tried it) then try not to breathe with your nose at first and just lick off all her natural lube. Once you do that it won't be so bad since it's mainly saliva that's keeping her wet now. I'm sure you'll still get the taste a bit but it won't be so strong after u've done this. Concentrate on her clit for a while by making circles around it with the tip of your tongue. You can go ahead and finger her at the same so that you don't quite have to stick your tongue in too deep if the taste is still bothering you. Other tips are to just suck the clit or playfully pull/suck on the labia majora (outer lips) with your lips. Just remember to be gentle.
Originally Posted by evening_crow
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#88
MosesOnFire, talking during sex can be a powerful weapon if you do it right. it's worth learning..
#89
Quote by InTheFlesh!
MosesOnFire, talking during sex can be a powerful weapon if you do it right. it's worth learning..

I think being able to laugh during is sex is the best thing ever... for some reason i find it very relaxing and shows how close and comfortable two people really are.
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


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#90
I always laugh during sex. I find it hilarious. Sadly, I won't be getting any post Wednesday, I got dumped tonight
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#91
Quote by jambi_mantra
I always laugh during sex. I find it hilarious. Sadly, I won't be getting any post Wednesday, I got dumped tonight

Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


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#92
Quote by jambi_mantra
I always laugh during sex. I find it hilarious. Sadly, I won't be getting any post Wednesday, I got dumped tonight

Maybe she got tired of you laughing at her naked self?
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#93
Quote by Venice King
Maybe she got tired of you laughing at her naked self?


Nah our sex life and compatibility was great. The rest of the relationship was poor though, we were too different. She cared too much about everything, I cared too little.
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#94
Quote by jambi_mantra
Nah our sex life and compatibility was great. The rest of the relationship was poor though, we were too different. She cared too much about everything, I cared too little.

I was just joking
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#95
I had a dream this morning which involved me getting some oral sex. As I woke up I was surprised to see my girl blowing my morning wood right then and there, I came so hard...
#96
Quote by Venice King
I was just joking


Nah I know. Just none of my friends are up to talk so I'm kinda just giving myself closure
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#97
Quote by megano28
I had a dream this morning which involved me getting some oral sex. As I woke up I was surprised to see my girl blowing my morning wood right then and there, I came so hard...


bogus.
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#98
My missus just likes it when I say her name, she likes dirty talk too though it's not my thing.
She's elbowed me in the face a few times, anyone else had sex injuries?
Also, I usually listen to A7X since it's mine and her's fave band.
Orgasm during guitar solos is usually quite awesome.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#99
Quote by Nameless742
My missus just likes it when I say her name, she likes dirty talk too though it's not my thing.
She's elbowed me in the face a few times, anyone else had sex injuries?
Also, I usually listen to A7X since it's mine and her's fave band.
Orgasm during guitar solos is usually quite awesome.



I smashed my head on the corner of her bed side cabinet. I bled. Erm, carpet burn. Twinged a muscle in my back. Nothing too special in terms of injury
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#100
Quote by primusfan
bogus.


naw it happened, we had a talk about this like a month ago when she read something on cosmo about a guy eating his girl out as she slept which lead to some passionate sex. I've done it to her a few times, but she finally did it for me today, it was awesome!
#101
Quote by megano28
naw it happened, we had a talk about this like a month ago when she read something on cosmo about a guy eating his girl out as she slept which lead to some passionate sex. I've done it to her a few times, but she finally did it for me today, it was awesome!

I don't believe it either.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#102
Quote by Venice King
I don't believe it either.


that's cool, I just needed to vent a little, it's ok if you don't believe me, I wouldn't believe it if it weren't me either...
#103
I'm going to have sex tomorrow for the 3rd time, and I was wondering what some good positions to try would be. We haven't tried anything besides the typical ones. She's a bit of a chubby, so she may not be able to do the really flexible ones.
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#104
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
I'm going to have sex tomorrow for the 3rd time, and I was wondering what some good positions to try would be. We haven't tried anything besides the typical ones. She's a bit of a chubby, so she may not be able to do the really flexible ones.


Reverse Cowgirl, AMAZING!!!
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#105
She says she doesn't want to be on top much :/
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#106
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
She says she doesn't want to be on top much :/

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#108
Quote by Zep_shizzle
Reverse Cowgirl, AMAZING!!!


Yeah but my missus likes:
Me on top first. then she likes to go on top.
her on top means she's in control of pace etc.
then after she whatsits, we switch.
usually we do it from behind, which is great for us both.
When my missus was pregnant we tried spooning, and it actually was pretty good.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#109
Quote by Nameless742
Yeah but my missus likes:
Me on top first. then she likes to go on top.
her on top means she's in control of pace etc.
then after she whatsits, we switch.
usually we do it from behind, which is great for us both.
When my missus was pregnant we tried spooning, and it actually was pretty good.

We normally start with me on top, then her on top, reverse cowgirl, doggy style, me on top again... every now and then we'd do it spooning if we happen to be laying next to each other when the feeling strikes us.

Some tips i give is to switch where her legs are when you're on top. Don't be afraid of grabbing them to put them around you or one over your shoulder. I remember i was a bit shocked when she put both of them on my shoulder once all of a sudden. Also where you do it can be a completely new rush even if the positions are pretty much the same. I like her being laying on the edge of the bed while i'm standing because it gives me a better view and a chance to be rougher. Also, it lets me switch her legs too, sometimes closing them together and pushing her knees towards her chest. Also having her sit at the restroom counter while i stand up is pretty nice...

Use your surroundings to spice things up too!!!

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#110
Reverse cowgirl is pretty amazing haha, Once did it on a leather sofa once though, not fun once you've been going a lil is all i can say XD, you sort of peel off as you get up
#111
Quote by Nameless742

anyone else had sex injuries?


I have a big scar on my back, just above my ass, from having sex on a balcony.
#112
Didn't get to try reverse cowgirl :/
But my problem now is I cum way too fast. I've had sex 3 times now, first time I had a condom and we had sex without much of a break for over an hour and I didn't cum. Second time was bareback and I came after about 10 minutes. This time I had 2 condoms, and each time I think it took under 10 minutes. I would slow down when I could tell I was gonna cum, but I did anyway. Does this get easier over time or what?
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#113
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
Didn't get to try reverse cowgirl :/
But my problem now is I cum way too fast. I've had sex 3 times now, first time I had a condom and we had sex without much of a break for over an hour and I didn't cum. Second time was bareback and I came after about 10 minutes. This time I had 2 condoms, and each time I think it took under 10 minutes. I would slow down when I could tell I was gonna cum, but I did anyway. Does this get easier over time or what?


You'll gain some consistency as you continue to have sex. I'm a little surprised you came so quickly the second time, usually most men last longer but that's okay. You probably still have a lot of excitement at the idea your having sex and just need to relax.

A couple questions, are you just humping away like your running a race or keeping a steady pace? Are you in control most of the time?

What you can try is just do short strokes, maybe just 2-3 inches inside her for a bit then do a couple slower deep thrusts into her and repeat for a bit. Not only does it pace you, most women love it the change of pace, keeps them guessing. While your having sex you, pull out (make sure to hold the base of the condom just in case) and rub it up and down pussy. Then focus on the clit for a bit too. Don't rub super hard or anything, just rub almost like a tease so she wants it more, then go back inside her and do some more deep thrusting. Again, keeps her guessing, you can pace yourself well, and feels great for both of you.

Let us know how it goes next time for ya!
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#114
Reaching orgasm requires rhythm. If you're getting there, change the rhythm or just switch position.

Personally, I tend to pause (though still penetrating) just after each orgasm my partner has. This allows us to consider other positions, or I can tease, and I spend my time easing down.
#115
Would it be a little over the top if I gave a little insight in here on how to make your girl "squirt?"
#116
Quote by Nameless742
My missus just likes it when I say her name, she likes dirty talk too though it's not my thing.
She's elbowed me in the face a few times, anyone else had sex injuries?

My girlfriend and I once had a massive headbutt together, I've no idea how that happened During sex I've bruised my arm on the cymbal of the fucking drum kit she keeps at the side of her bed.
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#117
chipped my front left tooth last month, and lost count of how many times I've rammed my penis into her pelvis almost bending it in two when we're going really fast. That any many many times of getting rubbed raw!
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#118
Today I did it with my ex for old times sake, long story, and she thought I was trying to do her up the arse so she turned round and slapped me in about a second was impressive.
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#120
Quote by Zep_shizzle
Reverse Cowgirl, AMAZING!!!



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