werty22
Banned
Join date: Dec 2006
1,095 IQ
#1
I know this could be discussed in the DIY Techniques Thread, but I figure since we ALL have aprons to share it's worthy of its own thread.

I don't have a camera ATM, but here's an Anti Cimex one I made last year.



I've also got one for The Damned, The Stooges, Johnny Thunders, and... ahem... Rancid. Sue me.

I think I've got a picture of the Johnny Thunders one. I'll see if I can find it.
Greenfinger182
Drunk Dancin'
Join date: Apr 2004
2,683 IQ
#3
Where do you buy your aprons?

Unless, of course, you sow them yourself.

In which case, where do you buy your needle and thread?

Unless, of course, you grow cotton and make it into thread yourself.

In which case, where do you buy your seeds?

Unless, of course, you find them yourself.

In which case, where do you find your seeds?
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
lookpizza
Party Hard
Join date: Mar 2009
1,566 IQ
#5
Yes true but it's also an adult female pig. Like Miss Piggy.
I'm an asshole.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#6
lol >.>
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SuperBlob
DIRECT HIT!
Join date: Feb 2006
1,589 IQ
#7
Quote by lookpizza
Yes true but it's also an adult female pig. Like Miss Piggy.

Also, quite fittingly, the act of planting seeds
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
axeslash
I got no learnin'
Join date: Jan 2006
3,485 IQ
#8
I can't tell if this is a joke or if Cameron just told us he listens to Scandanavian D-beat.
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Greenfinger182
Drunk Dancin'
Join date: Apr 2004
2,683 IQ
#10
Quote by lookpizza
Lol "sow"

They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for