DAMMIT LUCAS! Star Wars:The Empire Strikes Back could've been way more incredible.

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#1
http://io9.com/5539807/what-did-the-original-script-for-the-empire-strikes-back-look-like

I have never felt so much hatred as I feel for that man right now, Chewbacca v Wampa, WHY THE HELL would somebody axe that?
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It's still one of the best movies ever anyway, whats the point of nitpicking?
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I don't like the idea of Lando being a clone. Also, it wouldn't follow Star Wars canon because the clones were made using growth acceleration. By that time, any clones should have been very old or dead.
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It's still one of the best movies ever anyway, whats the point of nitpicking?

I heavily beg to differ.
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I heavily beg to differ.


Beg all you want, it's still the best film of the series.
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Who cares, at least Leia is still sexy as hell.
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I bet there's porn of a Wampa doing Chewie.

Scratch that - I know there is.

you ever doubted it? i have wookie porn as my homepage brah.

also Chewie vs A Wompa would have been great. Sasquach vs Abominable Snowman
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#10
I'm glad those things didn't make the final cut.
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#11
Holy shit. I would have loved to have seen that.
I wonder what that would have been like... Chewie would have kicked ass in that fight.
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Then you're wrong. All opinion is subjective - except for those concerning the original Star Wars movies.

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#13
wow, thats alot of changes that would have drastically changed the course of episodes 1,2,3, and 6 (if they would have even made episodes 1-3).
#15
Darth Vader may not be Luke's father, and Luke's twin sister Nellith is hidden somewhere across the galaxy


First of all why give luke ANOTHER sister? And second of all if vader didnt use that line in empire it wouldve taken away some of the greatness of that movie for me. It was just such a shocking moment.
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First of all why give luke ANOTHER sister? And second of all if vader didnt use that line in empire it wouldve taken away some of the greatness of that movie for me. It was just such a shocking moment.


What I gathered from that twin sister thing is that Leia wasn't intended to be Luke's sister. Just some Princess.
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What I gathered from that twin sister thing is that Leia wasn't intended to be Luke's sister. Just some Princess.


Ah gotcha that makes sense now
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What I gathered from that twin sister thing is that Leia wasn't intended to be Luke's sister. Just some Princess.

unfortunately, lucas didn't like the idea of having two awesomely hot women in star wars.
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I don't like the idea of Lando being a clone. Also, it wouldn't follow Star Wars canon because the clones were made using growth acceleration. By that time, any clones should have been very old or dead.

but what about this guy



he's a clone, too, isn't he?

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there are absolutely one wimmenz per 3 decades. The true reason that padme died was because leia was born, and there can only be one.


Still a shame about chewie vs. wampa, though. might've been the only chance ever to see a wookie have his strength matched.
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but what about this guy



he's a clone, too, isn't he?


A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there are absolutely one wimmenz per 3 decades. The true reason that padme died was because leia was born, and there can only be one.


Still a shame about chewie vs. wampa, though. might've been the only chance ever to see a wookie have his strength matched.

Boba Fett is a clone, but you'll notice that, in the fight scenes, he's much less agile than Jango was. Because he's old.

TBH, a lot of stuff that was cut out seems to have been shoehorned into the prequels, and we know how those CGI-swamped shitstorms turned out.
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Nah CoreysMonster, Boba Fett is the natural son of the bounty hunter, Jango Fett, who was the subject cloned.


EDIT: Sorry, I was wrong, just remembered he is a clone, the first, although I don't think he had growth acceleration as in Episode II when Obi-wan visited Kamino Boba was a young boy while some other clones were reaching adulthood.
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Nah CoreysMonster, Boba Fett is the natural son of the bounty hunter, Jango Fett, who was the subject cloned.


No, he was a clone who wasn't subject to the treatment the other clones got, that made them rapidly age.
Jango mentions, I think to Obi Wan, that it was part of his fee that he be given a son. That's why in the updated ESB Boba has his lines overdubbed by the guy who played Jango, so Lucas can avoid a minor continuity issue and shit on my childhood, all in the one go.
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Minch? Really?

Exactly what I came away from this with. What a shit name.

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No, he was a clone who wasn't subject to the treatment the other clones got, that made them rapidly age.
Jango mentions, I think to Obi Wan, that it was part of his fee that he be given a son. That's why in the updated ESB Boba has his lines overdubbed by the guy who played Jango, so Lucas can avoid a minor continuity issue and shit on my childhood, all in the one go.

This.

F*ck you, Lucas.
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No, he was a clone who wasn't subject to the treatment the other clones got, that made them rapidly age.
Jango mentions, I think to Obi Wan, that it was part of his fee that he be given a son. That's why in the updated ESB Boba has his lines overdubbed by the guy who played Jango, so Lucas can avoid a minor continuity issue and shit on my childhood, all in the one go.

like Solo's magic "shift head" in the new greedo scene, and that STUPID STUPID STUPID scene with solo and Jabba in A New Hope with Jabba HORRIBLY CGI'd in.
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like Solo's magic "shift head" in the new greedo scene, and that STUPID STUPID STUPID scene with solo and Jabba in A New Hope with Jabba HORRIBLY CGI'd in.


I'm having a vision... it's George Lucas, and he's holding the essay I wrote when I was seven: "Why I Love Star Wars".
He's, he's... taking down his trousers and now, oh my god... he's wiping his arse with it!

Every breath George Lucas takes is like a fart in the face of my seven year-old self.
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I have not seen these scenes. Got a link? I'm morbidly curious.

can't find it; I saw a youtube video about it once, but I can't find it anymore. But I have the version where they made it so Greedo shoots first and Han's head shifts really stupidly to the left.


However, I DID find this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDkKtAjEbj4
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but what about this guy



he's a clone, too, isn't he?

No, he is the son of the guy whom the clones spawned from
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No, he is the son of the guy whom the clones spawned from

No, he's a clone of Jango. The Clone Troopers were altered subtly(somehow making them more 'obedient'), but Boba is just a straight up Xerox of Jango.
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can't find it; I saw a youtube video about it once, but I can't find it anymore. But I have the version where they made it so Greedo shoots first and Han's head shifts really stupidly to the left.


However, I DID find this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDkKtAjEbj4

It's as bad as editing the guns out of the agent's hands in ET.
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No, he is the son of the guy whom the clones spawned from

He's still a clown.*

According to Episode II, Jango asked for a perfect copy of himself that grows at the rate of a normal human.

But none of that matters as that film is shite.


Edit: *I'm keeping it.
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He's still a clown.*

According to Episode II, Jango asked for a perfect copy of himself that grows at the rate of a normal human.

But none of that matters as that film is shite.


Edit: *I'm keeping it.

Ah, I must have never caught that, it seemed like it was his natural son so that's what I always thought
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#38
Some of those things needed changing, like Minch and twin sister, but some of those could have been added like the Chewbacca vs. Wampa thing. Still a good movie, so I don't really care.
#39
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Ah, I must have never caught that, it seemed like it was his natural son so that's what I always thought

As far as I can tell, Australian acents are really un-sexy in Star Wars. That, or maybe a Jedi chopped Jango's willy off, so he can't have kids.
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I just watched the "updated" version the Mos Eisley scene in A New Hope and I now want to stab Lucas in the throat
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