#1
Me and my friends were having a good laugh today with these...I hope no one gets offended..it's all in good fun ....Now


What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, and the other's a watermelon


What's more fun than swinging a baby round on a clothesline?

Stopping it with a shovel.


How do you make a baby cry?

Punch it in the face


What's worse than a baby in a bin?

A baby in 7 bins.


Your turn....

Also tell if this is in too bad taste and I will delete it...but I think the pit can take it.
#3
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Also, chuck norris jokes are newer than these.
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#4
i hate babies and most humans i've known are better off dead- including me; lulz. So yeah; carry on brah.
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#5
What does a babies face look like when you put it in an oven?

Don't ask me, I was too busy masturbating.

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#6
I'm pretty sure there was a massive thread about these. And there's also the "Jokes you'll go to hell for telling thread" or something along those lines.


good effort with the searchbar though.
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#8
what's red and sit in the corner, crying?

a baby with a razorblade.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#9
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

I don't **** a sandwich before I eat it.
#10
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

To watch the pain on its face


Why do you put a baby in a blender head first?

To watch it try and run away


Whats funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit


Whats funnier than a dead baby in clown suit?

NOTHING is funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit
#11
What's funny than a dead baby?

Two dead babies.

What's funnier than two dead babies?

One hundred dead babies in a pile

What's funnier than one hundred dead babies in a pile?

There's one alive in the middle.

What's funnier than one alive baby in the middle of a pile of one hundred dead babies?

The baby has to eat it's way out.

What's funnier than a baby eating it's way out of a pile of one hundred dead babies?

The baby enjoys it.

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#12
Why are women like parking spaces?

Dead babies
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
#13
TS, you're 13 years old, I take it?
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#14
Isn't this what the "Jokes You'll Go To Hell For Telling" thread is for?

And it seems Davrosssss is back up to his old tricks, at least they're not shoop threads I guess.
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#15
What's funnier than a dead baby?

Most other sorts of jokes.
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#17
TS... when will you ever go away?
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#19
What's more predictable and less homourous that a dead bady joke?

Nothing.
#20
What's worse than a dead baby joke?
A thread specifically dedicated to them.
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#21
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Hey guys. This is another Shoop thread.

What's that, Davrossss?
#22
whats funnier than a dead baby?
Davrosss's shoop thread yesterday
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#25
whats the difference between 1000 dead babies and a corvette? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

aww... i came in here cause dead baby jokes are the best. but it turned into a "bash the TS" thread...
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#27
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Ok.


What is worse tha a thread by Fassa?

A thread by Davrossss


If its Illegal to Rock N Roll.........Throw my Ass in Jail!

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#28
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Ok.


What is worse tha a thread by Fassa?

A thread by Davrossss



It's funny because it's true. At least Fassa's are interesting to debate in.
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#29
Wow, Davrossss cant even make threads without getting bashed these days
Still... at whitenihilist
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#30
Why do you put a baby feet first into a blender?
So it can finish giving you head.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline

Whats worse a pile of dead babies?
One alive one eating it's way out

What's worse than that?
It coming back for seconds
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