#1
There's a Russian sort of cruise line that well let you pay to do this.

In a brilliant–if deeply disturbing–stroke of entrepreneurial genius, Russian luxury yachts have begun to advertise adventure cruises where passengers pony up almost $6,000 USD per day to cruise from Djibouti to Mombasa in search of pirates.


There's an additional $8 fee for an AK-47 and $10 fee for ammo.

http://matadorpulse.com/paying-money-to-murder-russian-luxury-yachts-offer-pirate-hunting-cruises/

How are we gonna raise the money, guys?

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Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#3
What the hell? Pay money to go hunting and killing people like it's some ****ing african safari?

This isn't 2200 yet.
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#4
Quote by SteveHouse
There's a Russian sort of cruise line that well let you pay to do this.



There's an additional $8 fee for an AK-47 and $10 fee for ammo.

http://matadorpulse.com/paying-money-to-murder-russian-luxury-yachts-offer-pirate-hunting-cruises/

How are we gonna raise the money, guys?

Birthday Party for Bartholomew Roberts, 291 today(if he hadn't been killed by the bloody Royal Navy, anyway).

£5 a ticket, £10 if you don't yell "prepare to be boarded" or similar when you go through the door.
#5
Shit.. with all this awesome stuff how are we ever going to afford the silo, underground bunker, and private country?!
#7
Quote by Scruff17
Shit.. with all this awesome stuff how are we ever going to afford the silo, underground bunker, and private country?!


And the Battlemech
#10
Quote by Tempoe
Someone should start a "pay to be a pirate" tour as well.


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Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#11
fuuuck, i dont need to pay 6000 to hunt pirates. i say we get our own boat to do it.
If I stay too quiet
I can hear her walking by
Death cold air is moving
Like the touch of her hand

ikuisesti hallussa surua,
pienentynyt enkeli, ottaa minuun,
johtaa minut tämän arvokkaan valoa,
ja ikuiseen pimeyteen.
#15
Quote by shmikeyboy
This is a fake, Private Eye reported it then printed a correction in the next edition.

Sorry guys.

You're a fake

This thread is now about starting our own pirate-hunting cruise line.

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Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#17
I'm game for a bit of pirate hunting. I'll get my cutlass.
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#18
Quote by SteveHouse
You're a fake

This thread is now about starting our own pirate-hunting cruise line.


hell yes
If I stay too quiet
I can hear her walking by
Death cold air is moving
Like the touch of her hand

ikuisesti hallussa surua,
pienentynyt enkeli, ottaa minuun,
johtaa minut tämän arvokkaan valoa,
ja ikuiseen pimeyteen.
#20
Quote by Jon777
Stop, ye lubberrrs, and a bottle of rum! Do nay hunt me, bro!

I found one! Get it!

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Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#23
Quote by shmikeyboy
This is a fake, Private Eye reported it then printed a correction in the next edition.

Sorry guys.


You misunderstand the thread.

We are going pirate hunting on the coast of Somalia regardless.
#26
Quote by Jon777
"It?" Do nay dehumanize pirates, arrrg!

If I stay too quiet
I can hear her walking by
Death cold air is moving
Like the touch of her hand

ikuisesti hallussa surua,
pienentynyt enkeli, ottaa minuun,
johtaa minut tämän arvokkaan valoa,
ja ikuiseen pimeyteen.
#28
Quote by Ninja Vampirate
You misunderstand the thread.

We are going pirate hunting on the coast of Somalia regardless.


In that case, I call the bow MG.
#29
Quote by Jon777
Hmm... The UG Pirate Hunting Cruise Line.

Am I the only one that thinks this is group-worthy?

Make it!

im still gonna hunt you though

u keep ****ing running away :/
If I stay too quiet
I can hear her walking by
Death cold air is moving
Like the touch of her hand

ikuisesti hallussa surua,
pienentynyt enkeli, ottaa minuun,
johtaa minut tämän arvokkaan valoa,
ja ikuiseen pimeyteen.
#30
is anyone making the group or no? ill do it if no one else is
If I stay too quiet
I can hear her walking by
Death cold air is moving
Like the touch of her hand

ikuisesti hallussa surua,
pienentynyt enkeli, ottaa minuun,
johtaa minut tämän arvokkaan valoa,
ja ikuiseen pimeyteen.
#31
Quote by Jon777
Hmm... The UG Pirate Hunting Cruise Line.

Am I the only one that thinks this is group-worthy?



What about The UG Pirate Hunting Cruise Line??
#33
I'd rather go hunting for witches
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#35
Quote by the bartender
I'd rather go hunting for witches

It was a lot more fun when they used real witches.


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