#1
k uh this is kinda a guy thread. i think i have a problem. i get a boner like way to often. i cant even watch tv for a few minutes without getting one everytime i see an attractive woman. school is a nightmare and i get frequent boners throughout the day looking at women. i have to 'please my demons' at least once a day because if i dont then i will get boners even more and i will go to the lengths to **** anything that walks. i dont really have a history of medical problems, im 16 and healthy but i just get boners way to frequently. does this happen to anyone else? anyone know how i can make it stop?
#2
Fap more.
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#6
Fap at least twice a day.

Of course, if the cause is gay or AIDS, as I suspect, then it won't help.
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#7
You have this condition called puberty, it affects 100% of teenage males in the world.
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#8
Either you've got a sex addiction, took some Viagra, or you're just a horny sixteen year old. I'm leaning towards the last one.
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#9
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which is why i put at least in bold.

This doesn't change my answer. Fap more.
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#12
Should expect that sort of thing at your age.
Puberty. It's the hormones wreaking their havoc.
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#13
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You have this condition called puberty, it affects 100% of teenage males in the world.



will it stop when im 18? it gets really frusterating because i cant get with a girl
#14
Hitting your boner with a sledgehammer works nicely.
You'll be rid of it forever.

Also, sitting in the seaweeds in their natural environment for 5 minutes.
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#15
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Fap at least twice a day.

Of course, if the cause is gay or AIDS, as I suspect, then it won't help.

Well, if he did catch the gay, we could totally help him.
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#19
I was like that when I tried not to wank for 4 days. It was unbearable.

I would just say you need to fap more. What a problem to have, eh?
#20
you are undoubtedly a homosexual. Go out and bugger some men.
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#21
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Hitting your boner with a sledgehammer works nicely.
You'll be rid of it forever.

Also, sitting in the seaweeds in their natural environment for 5 minutes.



what?
#24
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All those men....All that ejaculation.

All those penises.
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The grandmother is having a baby with her grandson, so the grandson will be his own fathers father, the baby will be his own grandfather, and grandson, and the grandmother will be the mother, and great grandmother?

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#25
Think about hairy, dirty manbutts all the time. Or hairy, dirty ladybutts if the former actually works for you.

Or see a therapist if that doesn't work.

Also, closed cause it's a silly thread.
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