Poll: Have you ever called a teacher "mom"?
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View poll results: Have you ever called a teacher "mom"?
Yes
137 60%
No
80 35%
Another emberrassing name
10 4%
Voters: 227.
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#2
yes.
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#4
yup. quite few times.

Edit: In front of the entire class once...
Last edited by ikitson at May 17, 2010,
#6
I called my gf mom a few weeks ago. Shockingly she broke up with me.
When an adult has one imaginary friend it's called insanity. When lots of adults have the same imaginary friend it's called religion.
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#7
Once in like elementary school, I think.
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#8
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I called my gf mom a few weeks ago. Shockingly she broke up with me.

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#9
Yes, but that's only because the entire class considers her our mom away from home, she's that damn awesome.
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#10
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I called my gf mom a few weeks ago. Shockingly she broke up with me.


I'm sorry man, that sucks.

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#11
Hmmmmmm first grade memories.
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#13
My mom is my teacher.
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#14
Yup, back in elementary school in front of the class several times...
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#15
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I'm sorry man, that sucks.

In other news...

She took me back when I claimed it was just a slang term people from Chicago use so it ended well.
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#16
Not that I can remember, but I did call a guest at my hotel sir, when she was obviously a woman...
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#18
I called my teacher coach once.
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#19
i call my teacher mom because she's into incest roleplay
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#20
I almost told a customer who called in that I loved him. It went like this:

I lo...have a good day.
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#21
I'm homeschooled.
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#22
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I'm homeschooled.
So no?
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#23
I've called male teachers dad before...


I guess it's because I never had a real father
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#25
I once replied to a hot teacher: "Yes, dear." (for the lulz)


*crickets*


rumours and scandal ensued.
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#26
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I once replied to a hot teacher: "Yes, dear." (for the lulz)


*crickets*


rumours and scandal ensued.

I'm sure it did.
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#27
I've been called some weird stuff at work. For example, this one guy came into the shop one day blazed off his ass and he kept calling me Sir Jonah of the Fish Bowl Kingdom. The convo sorta of played out like this:

*guy walks in as I start to wake up from a nap. He walks around for a second and then approaches the desk*
guy: good evening sir
me: hello, how can I help you?
Guy: ah yes I'm looking for sir Jonah, Knight of the Fish Bowl kingdom.
*long pause*
Me: ....excuse me?
*more awkward silence*
Guy: do you know where i can find him?
Me: I'm sorry, but I don't know what youre talking about? Is it a Porno? That stuff is in the back if that's what you're looking for.
Guy: no good sir, I'm looking for sir knight Jonah. Are you his squire by any chance?
Me: um I'm afraid not and-
Guy: WAIT A SECOND!!
Me: err...
guy: YOU are sir Jonah
Me: sir I'm going to have to ask you to -
Guy: Quick Sir Jonah! We must leave at once, the kingdom is under attack!
Me: look, I'm not going anywhere and I'm going to need you to leave.
Guy: But sir Jonah, i cannot leave without you!
Me: in sorry but my name isn't Jonah, and you need to leave before I call the police.
Guy: The police!? Oh no no no Sir Jonah, we can't have that!
Me: We can and we will if you don't get the hell out of my shop right now!
*guy starts yelling random gibberish and starts to run. He crashes into the door, starts making airplane noises and exits the shop*


That was a pretty weird day at work...
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Last edited by angusfan16 at May 18, 2010,
#28
Quote by element4433
So no?


Nope, even after school hours she makes me call her "Mrs. Hudson." I guess it makes her feel like she's fufilling her lifelong drem of being a teacher. She can't actually get a job at a school because people would keep asking her questions about my dad.

My dad teaches me guitar as music class, which is alright, I guess, but what I really want is his hat. I got a guy to steal it for me when dad was at the grammies a couple years ago, but the douchbag sold it back. For fifty freaking bucks!
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#29
Oh God the embarassing memories...

I remember this one time in Grade 4:

Me (to teacher) : Mom-*shakes head in embarassment* Oops sorry, Dad-*shakes head again as class laughs hysterically at me*

Teacher (to class): Come on guys, stop laughing. I dont think anyone in this room hasn't accidentally called me "mom" at least once this year.

*laughing stops*
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#30
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Nope, even after school hours she makes me call her "Mrs. Hudson." I guess it makes her feel like she's fufilling her lifelong drem of being a teacher. She can't actually get a job at a school because people would keep asking her questions about my dad.

My dad teaches me guitar as music class, which is alright, I guess, but what I really want is his hat. I got a guy to steal it for me when dad was at the grammies a couple years ago, but the douchbag sold it back. For fifty freaking bucks!


~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#31
Anyone else think of that TV show Recess when they read the thread? There was an episode where one of the characters did just that...

Nostalgia'd hard.
#33
Quote by iro-bot31
Anyone else think of that TV show Recess when they read the thread? There was an episode where one of the characters did just that...

Nostalgia'd hard.

Ditto.
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#34
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I called my gf mom a few weeks ago. Shockingly she broke up with me.


You got issues, boy.
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#35
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Nope, even after school hours she makes me call her "Mrs. Hudson." I guess it makes her feel like she's fufilling her lifelong drem of being a teacher. She can't actually get a job at a school because people would keep asking her questions about my dad.

My dad teaches me guitar as music class, which is alright, I guess, but what I really want is his hat. I got a guy to steal it for me when dad was at the grammies a couple years ago, but the douchbag sold it back. For fifty freaking bucks!





Or is this some sort of in joke I'm missing out on...

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#36
You guys have it easier since "ma'am","mom" and "mum" can kindda get interchanged understandably easy.

I call my mom "mama" and there have been a couple of times that I ended up calling my teacher that.

I have this fear at work of one day slipping up and calling a female superior "mama" as well...
#37
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Or is this some sort of in joke I'm missing out on...

Ok, this makes sense now. I looked at that guys post with a blank stare trying to figure out what he was trying to say at the end.
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#39
called a teacher grandpa
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#40
Quote by iro-bot31
Anyone else think of that TV show Recess when they read the thread? There was an episode where one of the characters did just that...

Nostalgia'd hard.


AAAAWWWWW hell yeah


OT: I called my band teacher mom all the time it was kind of an inside joke but not really because the whole class knew about it.
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