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#1
Which of your ethnicities stereotypes apply to you?
im half white and half mexican.

Mexican: ive got two brothers sleeping on matresses on the floor in the living room.
White: im eating a turkey sandwhich and grape juice.
#3
White: I can't dance, I drive a truck, and my parents are really nice people.
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#4
I'm white. I come from a middle-class suburban family.
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#5
I'm Indian, Latino and Syrian. In that order.
So I'm poor.
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#6
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White: im eating a turkey sandwhich and grape juice.


I didn't realise these were white stereotypes.

...goddamn crackers and their grape juice.
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#7
I'm a woman and I have gigantic tits and make great sandwiches.
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#9
so according to this all bassists are black?

You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#10
I'm white. I'm currently sat in an office in a natty shirt and shiny shoes, I have a cup of coffee and a can of coke, I'm trying to write a novel in the background and I'm on a guitar website dreaming of the day I'll make it big.

Beat that.
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#12
I'm white, so most of the above.

I'm also French, so I'm an arrogant fashionable man with a thin mustache who barely shower, and I would surrender to anything from a German postman to a cockroach.

(I love deceitful stereotypes, I'm actually the exact opposite of the above. )
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#13
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I'm white, so most of the above.

I'm also French, so I'm an arrogant fashionable man with a thin mustache who barely shower, and I would surrender to anything from a German postman to a cockroach.

(I love deceitful stereotypes, I'm actually the exact opposite of the above. )



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#15
I'm white, I hate spicy food, like wearing suits, live in the suburbs and dream of becoming a lawyer.
#16
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so according to this all bassists are black?



Have you seen that episode? It's more like "all blacks can play bass".
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#18
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Have you seen that episode? It's "all blacks can play bass".

I thought that was the one where Cartman starts a Christian rock band.
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I thought that was the one where Cartman starts a Christian rock band.


It is, but according to it, every black guy has a bass in the basement and can play bass.
#20
Mexican: I love tequila, posess the amazing ability to get into any vehicle no matter how crowded it may be, and, of course, I own a hammock (which I never get to use because I live in Holland where the weather is usually pretty mediocre)

Dutch: well, I don't smoke da ganja, visit prostitutes or have abortions / euthanasias carried out on myself (though I do support the policies that allow for people to do so), but MAN do I like cheese and herring. Also, I'm pretty good at learning foreign languages

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#21
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Have you seen that episode? It's more like "all blacks can play bass".


tsssss, you just had to ruin it didn't you ?


you are right though, I stand corrected
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
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#22
No but seriously (I think I misread the OP):

French: I love culture, women, wine, bread and French cuisine.

White: I'm sitting in my own office in La Défense (the biggest Parisian business center) in shiny shoes and a suit, I can afford to be on the Pit while doing so, I'm a student in a relatively renowned French business school, I live in a beautiful Parisian neighborhood and my father is a doctor. I love Metal and I couldn't dance even if my life depended on it.
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#23
I'm white, from Alabama, a Christian, and a CF patient

I can't jump
I can't dance
I don't have rhythm
I'm a dumb redneck
I eat mayonnaise on everything
I hate everyone that doesn't look like me
I'm a war monger
I think the Earth is flat(I have no idea where people get this, Job references that the Earth is round and suspended in space.)
I'm contagious(I swear, I'll hurt the next person that looks at me like I shouldn't be in public, and thus moves away from me because I constantly cough.)
I hate spicy foods(They happen to be my favourite)
I'm fat(I'm 5'5" 130 pounds soaking wet with rocks in my pockets...a living stick man)
I'm lazy(Physically incapable of strenuous tasks)
I eat McDonald's nearly everyday(Honestly can't remember the last time I did, I'd rather cook for myself since I can't find a good woman that wants to take care of me)


I could go on all day...
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I'm white, from Alabama, a Christian, and a CF patient

I can't jump
I can't dance
I don't have rhythm
I'm a dumb redneck
I eat mayonnaise on everything
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Well, at least you don't have a burning cross in your backyard...

Also, I thought the mayonnaise thing was a Dutch stereotype. Anyone seen that scene in Pulp Fiction where Samuel L. Jackson gets grossed out after hearing that Dutch people practically drown their fries in mayo?

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#25
I'm Australian, I don't give a shit about anything.

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#26
I'm British, therefore I must love tea and crumpets so much that every time I come within 3ft of them I must rub them all over my genitals to get my jollies for the day.

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#27
I'm white and I live in a middle class commuter town, I listen to progressive rock and have a Mac. 'nuff said.

I'm both Scottish and half Jewish, so my wallet is tighter than a 7 year old. I'm also a bit chubby and I smoke.

I'm half German, so I love beer, and smoke.

I don't wear a kilt, deep fry all my food or give a shit about football though.
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#28
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Well, at least you don't have a burning cross in your backyard...

Also, I thought the mayonnaise thing was a Dutch stereotype. Anyone seen that scene in Pulp Fiction where Samuel L. Jackson gets grossed out after hearing that Dutch people practically drown their fries in mayo?


yeah thats what I thought, and pulp fiction is the best movie ever

I'm Australian and Asian

Asian: I'm good at maths and accounting stuff, I'm smart in general, I like classical music, I eat rice almost everyday, I don't listen at times, I annoy the piss out of everyone. I act like a douche all the time. Oh and I like pokemon and other anime

Australian: I don't care about anything and all I talk about is sex.
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#29
I'm Scouse, so I steal model a rather stylish moustache/afro combination, steal cars and wank off to Cilla Black.
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#30
the stereotypical person who just has more intrest in music than anything else when not at college.

And failed guitarist cause i play bass
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#31
I am white which means that I am living in a middle class suburban society (this one is pretty accurate actually. I can't dance either (my brother, who obviously is also white is a great dancer).

I am European which means that I am arrogant, pretentious and snooty if you will (I don't see myself as this but maybe that is because everyone around me is too :/). I think Americans are ignorant idiots (I actually know a few Americans and I think they're good people). I also adore the metric system (I don't know if this is a stereotype but if it is, it fits me).

I am christian which means that I have no respect for others ethnicity, religion or beliefs (I personally believe that as a christian I can't really complain about other people's faith because I have one myself and Christianity in principle supports other people regardless of ethnicity and belief). I hate science and I think Darwin is the reincarnation of Hitler (I believe that science and religion can co-exist and that Darwin was a genius).
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#32
I'm Indian

the only things I can think of that are true for me are liking math/science (I'm not very good at it though), being veggie, and being cheap. I hate spicy food and my dad doesn't own a convenience store
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#33
I'm Scottish and English, and have nothing but love for tea and haggis.

I rather enjoy my stereotypes.
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#35
I'm white and listen to Attack Attack, that should tell you enough
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#36
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I'm white and listen to Attack Attack, that should tell you enough

Wait, wait, wait... so, people who listen to Attack Attack seriously actually exist?
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#37
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Wait, wait, wait... so, people who listen to Attack Attack seriously actually exist?

Confused me too.
#39
Well I'm blonde... I don't think I'm particularly a bimbo.

I'm a woman and I admit, I am quite bad at reverse parking.

I'm English and this is what I look like after 5 minutes in the sun:

Also prone to calling foreigners pedro, shouting, and putting England shirts on my red, sunburnt body (not true)
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Well I'm blonde... I don't think I'm particularly a bimbo.

I'm a woman and I admit, I am quite bad at reverse parking.

I'm English and this is what I look like after 5 minutes in the sun: (Invalid img)

Also prone to calling foreigners pedro, shouting, and putting England shirts on my red, sunburnt body (not true)



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