Poll: Would you do it?
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Hell Yes. Its a Bazooka and a Buffalo for Chrissakes!
42 42%
No, thats just plain wrong.
59 58%
Voters: 101.
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#1
So, my friend who recently went adventure seeking to Cambodia was approached by random fellows on a shady street who profess a peculiar trade.

Apparently, they allowed him to shoot various weapons that they presented him for a price.

He paid 50 dollars to shoot a rubber ball that was thrown into the air and some scare-crow targets.

Finally, he was offered the chance to shoot a Bazooka at a buffalo for 300 dollars. He declined for moral not monetary reasons.

So, in a nutshell: If you were given the opportunity to fire a Bazooka at a buffalo for 300 dollars, would you take it?

How would you defend your decision morally. ( I say morally, cause for God's sake, there are few who wouldn't want to fire a bazooka at a large bovine mammal.)
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#2
Well...since I live in South Dakota, I know that the white man came to America and killed many of the buffalo...because of this, the buffalo population is already very low.

So no, I would not do this.

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#3
I would.

Because for God's sake, who wouldn't want to fire a bazooka at a large bovine mammal?
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#5
I'd fire a bazooka at alot of animals, but not a buffalo.
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#7
I would do it on a spider but not on a buffalo , you also couldnt eat the buffalo after you shot it
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#8
id give up everything i had to fire a bazooka into the slipknot dressing room before a gig.
#9
It's been going on for a while, I think Stephen Fry might have mentioned it on QI or one of his guests.
#14
No, thanks.
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#17
I'd do it to the grand canyon a few hundred thousand times just to see if I can collapse the canyon.


Y'know. For giggles.

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#18
as i was reading this thread a song came on with the lines

"i do eat meat but i don't like killing, so don't crash my party while i'm sitting back chilling"

it expresses my views perfectly!! what are the odds


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#19
Yeah. I've always wanted to fire a bazooka and why not fire it at a buffalo... or even better, an elephant! That'd be awesome.
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#20
My mate told me about this but I thought he was bullshitting me

I wouldn't do it, I would kill it to eat but I doubt much of it would be edible after a shot from a bazooka
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#21
I've been on shoots and eaten the birds that we've shot.

Don't mind doing that. Never seen the point of killing something just for the sake of it though.
#22
OMG if i was offered this i'd have to do it just because when else is that even going to be an option, it'd cambodia anyway, i mean not like there gonna miss anything. i used to shoot mice with bb guns and firecrackers and watch them explode, this would just be that times 1000, freaking awesome.
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#23
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yes on second thought forget the buffalo, let me do this.
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#25
That said, way back when I was in the OTC at university, I remember seeing a girl accidentally shoot a sheep with an SLR. The way the sheep disintegrated was truly impressive.
#26
No, I don't like killing stuff.
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#29
I would, but id accidently on purpose miss the buffalo and aim straight for Madonna's stupid face.
#30
no thats a waste of a good burger, or jerky
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#31
How is PETA not flipping a bitch about this yet?!?
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#32
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#33
I wouldn't shoot a buffalo with a bazooka. It would probably be rather disappointing, messy and wasteful(of the buffalo and the bazooka shell).
Plus, the poor bugger is probably just minding it's own business. Let it be, or shoot it carefully and then eat it.
#34
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#35
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South Park references aside I probably wouldn't.
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#36
I wouldn't do it.. but i've heard the same stories from a friend only with a goat instead of a buffalo.. also, they let him throw a grenade at a flock of chickens.
#37
A cow, not a buffalo.

T'would be some craic.
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#38
No, 300 dollars would allow me to pay for far more cooler stuff that isn't as pointless as firing a rocket at a living creature + its sick to kill an animal brutally just for fun.
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