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You know, names you call people when you can't remember their real name. My nickname is Jesus. Whats yours?
Why is your nickname Jesus?


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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
my nickname has been Raptor since the 6/7th grade.

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Why is your nickname Jesus?

I have long brown hair and I'm skinny as a twig.
Danger. Because "Danger" is uncharacteristically my middle name on facebook.
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we dont use a lot of nicknames where i'm from. we just go by our last names...
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My old boss was a big fan of Forrest Gump, and my name is Dan. So he started calling me "Lt Dan" and everyone else followed, I hate that name.
Three, Worm, Juice.
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People seem to call me "asshole" rather frequently. I don't think I bear any resemblance to one though.

I can see it.


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
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all of middle school i was called fluffums by all the girls
i never found out why
I get dinosaur a lot (having to do with the way I run/ throw/ my facial structure
T-rex and Dino are less frequent alternatives.
Pebbles is a nickname i received from football and my stepdad, my name being Rocky, pebbles being little rocks.
Trigg is what I am commonly called at football because it is a hell of a lot easier to say than my full last name.
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Hmm... seems the thread has been taken over by a swimming pool filled with sperm.

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Whenever I run out of tissues, I get worried that I'll be caught hopping through the hallway with my pants around my knees, a dying erection, and a fist full of semen.
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Soapy (girlfriend calls me that one. Kinda cute in a way)
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Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
Eh, Blackie is one that usually follows, or Black Man, or occasionally, Nebro, which I actually kind of like.

I met a vietnamese kid who didn't speak a lick of english, and his friend told me his name was "Tree"
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I had a bunch of girls call me Husband in high school... just because.
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Within my group of friends from high school, people's nicknames were either: their initials (AP, DA, etc), their last name (most people call me by my last name) or a few were referred to by shortened version of their first name.

After a while I always though, why do they call me L.A. I never been to Los Angeles.

Then that is when I realized that L.A. stood for Lard Ass.

The name Spanish came from the movie Old School...people just called me that.
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me and my lead guitarist have the same name, so i go by dundee, because my dads australian and i was born there, and he goes by meatloaf, or mom occasionally
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Sigh...Here we go.

Long Jon
Jonny Boy
Jonny salami
Jonas Brother
Jonny Bravo
Cheeseburger and fries

Which makes me wonder why I have so many nicknames.
Josh, my name is Joshua, and a lot of people are too lazy to say Joshua...

Fredonia, because that's the back-woods, cow pasture community I live in, and I think I'm the only one from here to venture out into society...

EDIT: Since my name is Joshua, a hospital chaplain called me Jesus once... No lie...

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Women make it hard.
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"Stoner" even though I am not a stoner.
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Hagrid. I used to have really long hair and a beard back in high school. Im not fat, but im not a small dude by any means, too
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I get called;
-Mr Asian"
-The Rice King"(I get called that because my friend's pale white and they call her the Ice Queen so I got Rice King)
-Hughy Poo-ey"
-Asian Jonas Brother"
-Link(From the legend of Zelda Series as I am a flaming fanboy of the series)
-Guitar Guy
-Music Encyclopedia
-Mr douchebag who knows a lot only because he's asian
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I go to the pit only to just look at your creepy perverted username.

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Pokemon Master. I think it's because I carry all my weed around in a pokeball that i got from burger king and draw pokemon on my disc golf discs.
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