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#1
my strat broke this morning.. whats some of yalls (yeah im texan) favorite things to do other than play guitar? i need something to keep me sane till i can afford a new neck.
#2
and im bassless. should be fixed by friday.

edit: learn how to do this in your spare time. that will make you cool. and get you chicks. trust me, i'm a doctor.
So come on in
it ain't no sin
take off your skin
and dance around in your bones

Last edited by ICOG at May 19, 2010,
#3
fap, rape, cum blood
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#4
you could try and talk to girls...or just..you know masterbate?
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AWWWWWWWWW FUCK NAW!!!!!!!



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#5
You're Texan? Why not go huntin' and a -shootin' with your buddy Cleet?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#6
Quote by metacarpi
You're Texan? Why not go huntin' and a -shootin' with your buddy Cleet?

And of course y'all gone ride 'der in ya big ol' PICKEMUP TRUCK!
#11
Quote by whitenihilist
Son, I am dissapoint.


You're obviously the exception that proves the rule, due to the lack of "Y'all"'s present in your posts.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#13
Quote by metacarpi
You're obviously the exception that proves the rule, due to the lack of "Y'all"'s present in your posts.





I hardly even say Y'all, unless it is to prove a point or I am trashed.


If I was TS, I would borrow something from a friend, or fap.
#14
Y'all is a word that will infect you if you're around Texans too much. Just like noone understanding what the hell Y'all are saying when you spend too much time in Arkansas.
#17
Quote by Blankamc
Y'all is a word that will infect you if you're around Texans too much. Just like noone understanding what the hell Y'all are saying when you spend too much time in Arkansas.


I played an MMO and the guild I was in were a family of Texans...
I guess they thought I was from Texas too.

This is a perfect excuse to go buy another guitar >.>
I already have 4.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"
#18
Quote by GoodnightHero
ive only been on this site for like 5 days and ive already been told to fap like 78 times.


But more importantly.... did you do it all 78 times?
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banned cause im fine because of your avatar! it blasts happyness everytime i see it!!

definitly the best avatar ever I=Cookie


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#19
Quote by GoodnightHero
ive only been on this site for like 5 days and ive already been told to fap like 78 times.


Fap, then fap.

There, an even 80.
#21
Quote by I=Cookie
But more importantly.... did you do it all 78 times?


i coincidentally had my **** out every time i read it so i figured i might as well
it comes in handy.

(best pun ever?)
Last edited by GoodnightHero at May 19, 2010,
#22
Quote by toshiro umezewa
xD this made me lol.
I work when im not playing guitar



Jerk off + /b/ = lulz.

No, really.. I just ... Who am I kidding?
#23
Quote by GoodnightHero
i coincidentally had my **** out every time i read it so i figured i might as well


Since I don't have the expertise to judge this (me being a girl and all) could someone tell me if that's even possible

Yeah I know TS is a lying sh*t but I still wanna hear if it's possible
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banned cause im fine because of your avatar! it blasts happyness everytime i see it!!

definitly the best avatar ever I=Cookie


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#24
Quote by I=Cookie
Since I don't have the expertise to judge this (me being a girl and all) could someone tell me if that's even possible

Yeah I know TS is a lying sh*t but I still wanna hear if it's possible


Not without getting blisters and a wicked case of dick chaffing.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#25
Quote by I=Cookie
Since I don't have the expertise to judge this (me being a girl and all) could someone tell me if that's even possible

Yeah I know TS is a lying sh*t but I still wanna hear if it's possible



Totally possible. TOTALLY. Like I do this every day. Yep, no bullshit.
#26
Quote by metacarpi
Not without getting blisters and a wicked case of dick chaffing.


And the sorest, reddest **** this side of the Rio Grande. (obligatory Texas joke)
#27
Quote by whitenihilist
And the sorest, reddest **** this side of the Rio Grande. (obligatory Texas joke)



Harharhar. Takes "Caught you RED handed!" to a whole new level.
#28


All the explanations made me lol Thanx
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banned cause im fine because of your avatar! it blasts happyness everytime i see it!!

definitly the best avatar ever I=Cookie


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#30
it actually isnt possible. you wouldnt be able to finish after like 6 or 7 in a day.
plus thats like putting your balls in a hot korean sweatshop working long hours for little pay.
#31
Drink all the beers.

Seriously. All the beers.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#35
Quote by GoodnightHero
it actually isnt possible. you wouldnt be able to finish after like 6 or 7 in a day.
plus thats like putting your balls in a hot korean sweatshop working long hours for little pay.



I've done 9. I felt like dying after 9, though.
#36
Quote by stratkat
I think a bullet comes with a bolt on that has medium jumbofrets nao.

I'd say buy a used squire, take neck, smash rest.



Or mail it to some African child. Be sure to have a note saying "Do not eat" in his little language. "Ay' yo. Don't be eatin' dis dawg". Just a thought.
#37
Quote by InsaneBane
Or mail it to some African child. Be sure to have a note saying "Do not eat" in his little language. "Ay' yo. Don't be eatin' dis dawg". Just a thought.

...


almost funner then smashing/burning.
#38
Quote by InsaneBane
I've done 9. I felt like dying after 9, though.


Why?
Quote by Johnny skins
banned cause im fine because of your avatar! it blasts happyness everytime i see it!!

definitly the best avatar ever I=Cookie


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